Scene I: The Pineapple
(Timmy is seen sitting down on the sofa with a slushee in his hand and with a light frown on his face)
Timmy: (yawns) I'm bored, SpongeBob's at work, Dad and Mom are applying for a job at the Goofy Goober, Poof's at the dentist with Wanda and now there's no one I can play with.
(Slurps on slushee)
(Then it is revealed that Cosmo is right beside the sofa)
Cosmo: Hey, I'm here!
Timmy: (looks at Cosmo) Huh? Why are you here?
Timmy: (giggles) So, Cosmo, what do you want to do today?
Cosmo: And to think I was dumb! We should go get a bite to eat at the Krusty Krab!
Timmy: Great idea Cosmo!
(poofs to the Krusty Krab)
Scene II: The Krusty Krab
(it is shown Timmy and Cosmo waiting in line)
Squidward: Whatever, next!
(Timmy and Cosmo step up in line)
Squidward: (looks at the cash register) What you like--- (looks at Cosmo and Timmy) aaahhhh! (Frowns) Oh, it's just you freaks, what would you two want?
Cosmo: Uh...do you sell Krabby Patties here?
Squidward: And to think Patrick was stupid. Yes we do.
Timmy: We'll both have one of those, with fries!
Squidward: That'll be $6.99.
(Timmy pulls out seven dollars and hands it over)
Timmy: There you go.
Squidward: Now I'll just give you change for a penny...
(Mr. Krabs burst out of his room and starts attacking Squidward)
Squidward: (struggling) Aah...we'll..keep..the change!
(Mr. Krabs lets go of Squidward)
Mr. Krabs: Now anyways, who are these two boys?
Squidward: Friends of our other employee!
Timmy: Can we just have our order, please?
Squidward: Fine. SpongeBob! Two Krabby Patties with fries for your two nincompoops!
SpongeBob: Nincompoops? (walk out the kitchen with the order) Timmy! Cosmo! What brings you here?
SpongeBob: Okay, here's your order, gotta get back to work.
(Timmy and Cosmo go to a table while Wanda and Poof appear)
Timmy: (sits at table and eats Krabby Patty, then a halo on his head appears) This is the greatest thing I've eaten in my life and the most beautiful too! (Halo disappears)
Wanda: Um... now Poof's fine and he lost his first tooth.
Poof: Weee!!! (looks at Cosmo's patty) Ooh.... Kwabby Patty...
Wanda: Cosmo, can Poof have some of your Krabby Patty please?
(Poof eats the whole Krabby Patty in one bite and becomes muscle-y, then knocks Cosmo out)
Timmy: This is so good.
Wanda: The best under the sea!
Timmy: (stops to think) I wish I was the greatest fry cook ever!
(Timmy snaps finger)
Wanda: (tired) Alright...
(poof bubble appears and Timmy turns into a fry cook)
(Timmy runs into the kitchen)
Timmy: Need a little help, amigo?
SpongeBob: Uh...okay, I guess...
(Timmy fry cooks up fifty patties in ten seconds)
SpongeBob: How'd you do that?
SpongeBob: Well, too late! Now my favorite part of work is over!
Timmy: Come on, look at this!
(Zooms in on Timmy's Krabby Patty)
SpongeBob: When could you cook like this?
Timmy: A very short time, actually.
SpongeBob: Really? It took a short time to learn that!? It took me ten years!
Timmy: Oh, you're just jealous!
SpongeBob: Get the world outta here!
Timmy: You go, Patty Shmancy!
SpongeBob: How dare you!
(Walks out and Mr. Krabs walks in)
Mr. Krabs: Hey me feller, come in for a second.
(Walks into Mr. Krabs office)
Scene III: Mr. Krabs' Office
Mr. Krabs: (shouting) What have you done to me loyal employee!?
Timmy: I was only trying to help! Try one.
(Takes a succulant Krabby Patty with Timmy T.'s autograph on it and give it to Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: (sits at desk and eats Krabby Patty, then a halo on his head appears) This is the greatest thing I've eaten in my life and the most beautiful too! (Halo disappears)
Mr. Krabs: I have got to show this to the whole world!
Scene IV: The Krusty Krab
TV Reporter: (on TV) Breaking news, the Krusty Krab turned into a ten-star restaurant due to a new fry cook, Timmy Turner! Sorry SpongeBob, but you're a patty shmancy!
SpongeBob: You take that back!
Timmy: I'm really sorry, have a patty.
(Timmy takes out his Krabby Patty and shove it in SpongeBob's mouth)
SpongeBob: (sits at table and eats Krabby Patty, then a halo on his head appears) This is the greatest thing I've eaten in my life and the most beautiful too! (Halo disappears) Wow, that was weird.
Cosmo: You love the patty!
(Squidward walks over)
Squidward: Maybe your jobs could change.
(Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and attacks Squidward)
(Mr. Krabs lets go of Squidward)
Timmy: But I want to!
Squidward: Me too!
Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob cooks badly and they don't like it!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry.
Timmy: Okay then, I wish I was the worst fry cook ever!
Mr. Krabs: No!
(All of Timmy's patties make the customers sick)
Scene V: The Pineapple
SpongeBob: Thanks Timmy. You saved my job!
Timmy: Yeah, and now I'm in big trouble for discombobulating the place!
Cosmo: I know, heh heh, all in a day's work.
Timmy: Aren't I supposed to say that?
Cosmo: It doesn't matter!