The Disowned Turnbaum/Quotes
- (Dimmsdale Junior High; Timmy struggles to carry his backpack and stuffs it in his locker)
- Ivan: Man, that looks heavy. Did Francis make you carry his dumbbells again?
- Timmy: Well, dumb is one way to describe him, but no, far worse than that. My parents are making me carry the rocks in our backyard.
- Ivan: Rocks? Of all the places, why not somewhere more roomy like... the attic.
- Timmy: I would if my dad didn't turn it into a fortress in case Mr. Dinkleberg escapes from the Planet of the Dads.
- Ivan: What a waste.
- Timmy: Tell me about it. But, we all got family problems. Take Kimmy Turnbaum for example.
- (flashback outside the Dimmsdale Elementary)
- Ivan: Man, does Crocker even catch a break with those F's?
- Timmy: No, he doesn't.
- Timantha: I hope there's no more weird surprises. (Sanjay walks up to Timantha) Oh, hi, Sanjay!
- Sanjay: Timantha, I'd like for you to meet my former date, Kimmy.
- (Kimmy shows up; Timantha, Ivan, Chloe and their fairies gasp)
- Kimmy: Nice to see you again, Timmy.
- Sanjay: And Kimmy, this is my current girlfriend and Timmy's twin sister, Timantha.
- Kimmy: (shakes hands with Timantha) Pleased to meet you. (to Timmy) I didn't know you have a twin sister!
- Chloe: Holy cow! She looks and sounds like Timmy!
- Timantha: You tell me, that's an awkwardly uncanny resemblance right there. I wonder if me, Kimmy and Timmy are triplets?
- Ivan: You know her, Timmy?
- Timmy: Well, I only met her once during the Romance Dance when I thought Sanjay couldn't get a date. Kimmy has proven me wrong.
- Kimmy: I'm a student in the Lyra Ubetcha Memorial School and I have 3 goldfish!
- Ivan: Are those goldfish by any chance...(whispers) your fairy godparents?
- Kimmy: No, those are real.
- Wanda: (disguised as a book) She's right. Those goldfish are not fairies.
- Sanjay: Hmm, since when your books can talk?
- Chloe: A.J. made these kinds of books for us.
- Astronov: (disguised as a book) They are good for saving your time on reading.
- Timmy: Kimmy, are you, by any means, a Turner?
- Kimmy: No. My family name is Turnbaum.
- (Timmy and Timantha gasp)
- Timmy: Turnbaum? As in the Turnbaums, the Souvenir Bandits that looked suspiciously like our parents and framed them?
- Kimmy: (sigh) Yes, those ones.
- Timantha: Well, so much for the triplets thing.
- Chloe: But it at least explains the similarities between her and Timmy.
- Timmy: Okay, we know you're not a Turner, but do you have any siblings, like a brother, or sister?
- Kimmy: No. I'm an only child.
- Ivan: So, Kimmy, I'm gonna assume that your life with your parents was...
- Kimmy: Horrible? Yes, it was.
- (flashback to the Turnbaums driving in their mobile home and stealing baby supplies for their daughter Kimmy)
- Kimmy: (narrating) When I was born, they stole baby supplies to take care of me. They didn't buy them, because it was easier to steal them.
- Chloe: Didn't you have a home?
- Kimmy: (narrating) No. I lived in their mobile home, they moved and robbed souvenirs across America. As soon as I was old enough, they started bringing me along for their cross-country crime sprees.
- Mrs. Turnbaum: Here, Kimmy, hold this bag, will you?
- Past Kimmy: Why?
- Mr. Turnbaum: You'll see.
- (Mr. and Mrs. Turnbaum enter the store; seconds later, an alarm rings and they get out of the store and put the souvenirs in the bag)
- Mr. Turnbaum: Get in the RV, quick!
- Past Kimmy: I...can't.
- Mrs. Turnbaum: Get in or else we're all getting arrested!
- Past Kimmy: I don't want to be a robber!
- Mr. Turnbaum: (slaps Kimmy on the face) You're a Turnbaum, you were born to be a Junior Souvenir Bandit! Now get in!
- (Mr. and Mrs. Turnbaum get in the RV, followed by a tearful Kimmy getting into the RV)
- Mr. Turnbaum: AND STOP CRYING! (the RV speeds off; followed by the police cars giving chase)
- Timmy: Wow. I thought my parents were bad, but they are the best parents ever compared to Kimmy's!
- Timantha: Yeah, I mean, they never resorted to physical abuse. That's usually Vicky's territory.
- Chloe: They beat you up a lot, right?
- Kimmy: Yeah... (continues narrating) They also blamed me for failed robberies.
- Mrs. Turnbaum: It was our daughter!
- (all of the Turnbaums are arrested)
- Kimmy: (narrating) But, there was that one time of happiness when my parents stole three goldfish for me as a gift when I turned 9 years old. That was pretty much the only time I was happy with my parents, though.
- (The Turnbaum family stops at a gas station; Kimmy eavesdrops on her parents, who are looking for souvenirs inside, and steal some cash)
- Mrs. Turnbaum: You know, Pa, if we didn't have Kimmy, we could have gotten away with some of our robberies.
- Mr. Turnbaum: Yeah! Having a daughter can be such a drag. Think how our life of crime would be better off if Kimmy was never born!
- (Kimmy walks away with a sad frown)
- Mr. Turnbaum: (shouting) AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!
- Mrs. Turnbaum: Shhh! You want us to get caught?!
- Mr. Turnbaum: Sorry.
- Kimmy: (narrating while the scene shows her packing up her goldfish and her stuff) It was at this point when I've had enough of my parents mistreating me and I ran away.
- (Mr. and Mrs. Turnbaum exit the gas station)
- Mr. Turnbaum: Kimmy, it's time to go! (no response) Kimmy?
- Mrs. Turnbaum: (grabs a note stuck to the RV; reading) "Dear mom and dad..."
- Kimmy: (narrating) "...if you are reading this, I don't want to live a life of crime anymore. I decided to run away. Please, don't bother looking for me. Your not-so-beloved daughter, Kimmy."
- (pause)
- Mr. and Mrs. Turnbaum: HOORAY!
- (the police cars surround Mr. and Mrs. Turnbaum)
- Mr. Turnbaum: Oh, darn it!
- Cop: Alright Turnbaums, step away from the premises. Put your hands behind your backs and down on the ground. NOW!
- (shot of Kimmy running through the forest with her goldfish and feeding on wild fruits)
- Kimmy: (narrating) I ran away from my parents, and kind of kept moving through the forest and living on a diet of wild fruits and berries. That was until I came across a military vehicle parked near a gas station.
- (Kimmy stops near a military SUV, with an army woman filling up her SUV)
- Army Woman: Are you lost?
- Kimmy: Yes, ma'am.
- Candy: (gets out of the SUV) Hang on, mom, I'll talk to her. What's your name?
- Kimmy: I'm Kimmy Turnbaum. I ran away from my abusive parents. All I've got are my goldfish to keep me company.
- Candy: Oh, that's very rough. I'm Candy Skylark, and that's my mother Sandra. She serves in the military.
- Kimmy: I can clearly see that. Say, Candy, aren't you related to that teen singing sensation, Chip Skylark?
- Candy: Shhh! (whispering) Yes, I'm Chip Skylark's twin sister, but don't tell anyone. Listen, how about we adopt you? You can live in my brother's penthouse.
- Kimmy: Sounds...tempting. After how my parents used to treat me, being adopted by a nice family, not to mention living under the same roof as Chip Skylark would be a massive improvement.
- Sandra: Okay, sounds good. (looks in the SUV's interior) Okay, gas tank's full. Time to go, Candy.
- Candy: Can we take Kimmy too?
- Sandra: Of course.
- Candy: Thanks, mom. (to Kimmy) You know, you kind of remind me of a kid that my brother knows.
- (fade to a shot of Chip's Pad, Kimmy is shown dancing with both Chip and Candy to an instrumental version of "My Shiny Teeth and Me")
- Kimmy: (narrating) And since then, I lived a happy life with Chip Skylark's family and never looked back at my old life.
- (end of flashback)
- Sanjay: That story started sad, but then it turned really heartwarming by the end.
- Neptunia: Who would've thought that Kimmy is living in the same place as Chip Skylark now?
- Ivan: That's actually quite surprising.
- Sunny: Not to mention, pretty cool.
- Timantha: Say, Kimmy, how's Chip treating you?
- Kimmy: He's really nice. Chip's kind of like a big brother that I never had.
- Chloe: That's so sweet.
- Timmy: Kimmy, you're so lucky to be living with a teen singing sensation like Chip Skylark. I also happen to be Chip's friend - I first met him when when his car hit a tree in the middle of the road the day before my birthday.
- Kimmy: That seems weird.
- Poof: A lot of weird things happen in Timmy's life.
- Kimmy: Now, if you'll excuse me, I better get back to my school. It was nice meeting some of you, and it was really nice to see you again, Sanjay.
- Sanjay: Likewise.
- (flashback ends; back to Dimmsdale Junior High)
- Ivan: I'm just glad that Kimmy's backstory had a happy ending.
- Timmy: Me too. Despite being a family of famous musicians, the niceness really runs in the Skylark family.
- Chloe: (walking by) I saw you struggling to carry your backpack, Timmy. What was in it?
- Timmy: My parents made me carry rocks in our backyard.
- Chloe: Maybe they made you carry rocks as a way for you to get some exercise?
- Timmy: Uh, sure, let's go with that.
- (ending title card)