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Sunny's Pirate Adventure/Quotes

(The Carmichael Home; Timmy, Ivan, Poof and Sunny play a pirate board game; Timantha polishes her nails; Chloe watching TV and Cosmo, Wanda, Astronov and Neptunia as fish play fish)
Wanda: Got any threes?
Cosmo: Nope, go me.
(fairies laugh)
Cosmo: It's been a while since we've done this.
(camera points to Timmy and Ivan)
Timmy: Okay, this one is for all the marbles Ivan.
Ivan: (sweating) I don't know.
Poof: Come on!
Sunny: You can do it!
Ivan: Okay. (stops sweating) Here we go.
(dramatic music plays as the camera gets a close up until Ivan shakes the dice and tosses it into the board game and gets six)
Ivan: Yes! Just the number I need! (place a board game version of himself on the X) I got the treasure! YEAH!! (jumps on top of the table and does a victory dance while victory music plays; he tap dances, backwards sliding, invisible guitar playing, picks up the board game and slams it in the ground, breaking it in half)
Sunny: My board game!
(Cosmo, Wanda, Astronov and Neptunia pop out of the fish bowl into the fairy form as everyone else looks and stares surprised)
Ivan: Gee, I'm really sorry, Sunny. I just get real competitive when it comes to board games.
Timmy: (sarcastically) You don't say.
(flashback of the last time Ivan won at a board game against Timmy, Chester, A.J., Elmer and Sanjay)
Ivan: Whoooo!! Bo-yah! (jumps on top of the table) Can't beat who you can't compete!
(Ivan kicks a drink aside as it flies and falls straight to Francis' face; Francis turned his head angrily)
Ivan: (points) They did it! (takes off)
(Francis' shadow appears in front of Timmy and friends as the flashback ended)
Ivan: Don't worry Sunny, I could always buy you another board game.
Sunny: You know, hearing the word board makes me starting to get board of board games. (yawns) And it gets me sleepy.
Neptunia: (yawns alongside Astronov) You're not kidding, princess.
(Astronov and Neptunia fall down on the floor and fell asleep)
Wanda: Now I see where you get your yawning from.
Chloe: So, what are you suggesting, Sunny?
Sunny: I want to go on a real pirate adventure. Something similar to the game.
Timantha: That sounds like fun.
Wanda: If you don't count having other pirates to fight.
Ivan: But there's no such thing.
Timmy: Actually, there is. We once accidentally travelled back in time when I wished to go to a pirate game, instead (stares at Poof) we had to fight real pirates.
Poof: Look, I said I was sorry. Besides, in fairness I barely had control of my magic at the time.
Sunny: What happened after that?
Cosmo: The lead pirate, Dirtybeard attacked Dimmsdale and took our wands.
Wanda: Actually, it was his parrot who was leading the parties the whole time and kept translating Dirtybeard's words wrong due to a chicken bone stuck in his throat.
Timmy: After we defeated the pirates, we were able to help out misunderstood Dirtybeard with his dream job.
Chloe: That's very generous of you guys. So, any thoughts of where to start our own pirate journey?
Timantha: Well, about a week ago, I did see what appears to be a pirate map down at the Dimmsdale Beach. We should start there.
Timmy: Perfect. I wish we were at the beach!
(Astronov and Neptunia appear still sleeping)
Timmy: Just as soon as they wake up.

(Dimmsdale Beach; The kids and fairies found the pirate map)
Timantha: There it is... (along with other off-screen voices) the pirate map!
All: Huh?
(separate screens show Sally, Stan and Eliza, Trixie, Remy, Juandissimo and Blonda, Kristina, Tony and Anne and Betty and Schnozmo walking up to Timmy and the gang)
Remy: Well, looks like we're all on the same deal.
Ivan: You guys want to be pirates too?
Sally: Yeah, I was playing a pirate board game at home when I've decided to get real on the game.
Cosmo: What a coincidence, we're went through the same as well.
Juandissimo: Us dos!
Kristina, Tony and Anne: Us three!
Betty: Same here.
Chloe: Well, now that we're all here, what do you say we all get started on the most (picks up the pirate map) tremendous, outstanding pirate adventure of our lives?
All: Yeah!!
(the fairies wave their wands;PIRATE POOF!;a giant pirate ship appear on the ocean)
Timantha: Now, let's head on deck and get this day started!
(as everyone make their way to their pirate ship; Kristina grabs Timmy by the back of his shirt)
Kristina: Hold on a minute Timmy. I'd like to have a word with you.
Tony: Oh boy, Kristina's showing the straight face.
Anne: We'll leave you two alone.
(Tony and Anne take off scared)
Kristina: A little bird told me you've had a party with kids and their godparents...
Tony: (voice) That's me! ...well, disused as a bird at the time I told her.
Kristina: And yet, I'm the only fairy godchild you didn't invite!
Timmy: Oh, gosh, I am so sorry Kristina. (pull out his list) I thought for sure I've written your name down or maybe I've forgotten.
Kristina: Why is there hard glue on the bottom?
Timmy: Uh, I might have a theory...
(flashback to Timmy writing down the names)
Timmy: And... there. (stomach makes noise; Timmy takes off fast) Bathroom!
(Timmy's fast paste made the glue fell down on the invitation paper; the squirted glue concealed Kristina, Tony and Anne's names)
Timmy: (voice) Ugh! I need to lay off the Dimma-dunk donuts!
(end of flashback)
Kristina: So, you really did meant to invite me? One question in mind, why did Sally's little sister Mary came along with when she herself is not a godchild?
Timmy: It's a sister thing.
Kristina: And what about this Wishing Ten team I've heard so much about? Why not just call it, "The Wishing Eleven" and have me tag along?
Timmy: Wishing Eleven? That doesn't sound right.
Kristina: Yeah, hearing the name from someone than myself, that sounds less entertaining. (sigh)
Timmy: Tell you what, I'll let you and your fairies join our team for occasional reasons.
Kristina: What kind of occasional reasons?
Timmy: You can be our eyes and ears against our fairy hunting enemies.
Kristina: You mean, like an oracle?
Timmy: Exactly!
Kristina: Wow, just like Blackbirds female friend! Okay, Timmy, you got a deal!
(Timmy and Kristina shake on it)

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