Proffesor Conrad was born and raised in San Franseesco, Seefornia. He went to the University of Seefornia in Berkely and got the best grade out of the thousands of other students. Conrad worked as a scientist and moved to Vancouver. Eventually, President James Seesponges chose him to be a proffesor in the United Sees of America.
Proffesor Conrad thought that the martians would be hostile at first, but instead they took over Earth. While in the U.S. Capitol, Conrad passed out when a martian got a trophy and knocked him out. When he woke up, Conrad was inside a UFO being tested. Then when the UFO crashed, he got out alive. Then he defeated the martians along with the President, the teenager, Connor, and Jenna.
Proffesor Conrad is a parody of Proffesor Donald Kessler from the 1996 film Mars Attacks!