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(school kids and later Timmy and Ivan with their fairies as school supplies walked inside the classroom and see Kevin Crocker)

Kevin: Hello, Timmy.

Ivan: Ahh! Mr. Crocker's shrunk! Timmy, did you make this wish?

Timmy: No, this is Mr. Crocker's nephew, Kevin Crocker.

Kevin: Nice to meet you, Ivan Prestonovich, I presume.

Ivan: Uhh, you too?

Crocker: (pops up from his desk) Less talking, more sitting!

(Timmy, Ivan and Kevin quickly ran to their desks)

Crocker: Now, I want you all to know that tomorrow, we're having a field trip to the zoo.

(Kids cheering)

Crocker: (pulling down a slide show) Here are the locations we'll be going to, the parrot exhibit, hairless cat exhibit...

Astronov: I can already tell this could be a weird zoo.

Crocker: And lastly, the giant crocodile exhibit.

Kevin: GUH!! I mean, GAH!! Still trying to get that right.

Crocker: I've already paired you all into groups of three. Turner and Ivan, you'll be paired with my nephew, Kevin.

Ivan: I'm not comfortable with this.

---

(Prestonovich's House)

Ivan: You still sure about Kevin, Timmy? After all, he is related to Mr. Crocker. He's like a Mini-Crocker!

Timmy: Don't worry, he's nothing like his uncle. The day I've met him, I didn't like him either, until I realized he was being used by Crocker to capture Cosmo and Wanda, but Chloe and I managed to knock some sense into him.

Ivan: Well, I feel better now.

Neptunia: I wonder why he freaked out after Crocker showed that crocodile.

Wanda: Maybe he's afraid of crocodiles.

Cosmo: That's crazy, he's a Crocker, and "crocodile" has the prefix "croc" on it.

Astronov: That made sense and is complete nonsense at the same time. It's uhh... un...non...not sense?

Timmy: Anyway, we might as well as keep an eye on Kevin, just to make sure he is afraid of crocodiles.

Ivan: But we're not entirely sure if he is deeply afraid of crocodiles.

(door knocks; Ivan opens it)

Kevin: I'm deeply afraid of crocodiles!

Poof: And there's the answer.

Ivan: Why exactly are you scared of them?

Kevin: Everything. The crawling, the teeth, the stalking eyes while inside the pond.

Timmy: Don't worry Kevin, we'll help you.

Kevin: You will?

Ivan: Absolutely. After all, we're friends, right?

Kevin: Wow, real friends. (hugs Timmy and Ivan) Thanks, guys.

Ivan: Feeling uncomfortable again.

Kevin: Sorry, never hugged anyone before.

---

(The Zoo)

Crocker: Attention dullards, you are here to experience the real weird education of nature. And with me is your chaperone, my mom, Dolores-Day Crocker.

Dolores: Don't forget to take your pills, Denzel. You'll get stomach bumps when you're in the zoo.

Crocker: They're manly bumps, mother! Wanna take a look?

Kids: Noooo!!

Dolores: First off, the parrot exhibit.

(Parrot exhibit)

Crocker: Here we are in the parrot exhibit. Home to one of the most annoying pests in the universe, besides FAIRIES!!

Parrot: Awwk! Besides FAIRIES!!

Crocker: See what he did there?

Parrot: See what he did there?

Crocker: Stop copying me!

Parrot: Stop copying me!

Crocker: That's it!

(Crocker pulls up a butterfly net, but more parrots show up cornering him)

Crocker: Oh, poopy!

Parrots: Awwk! Oh, poppy!

Crocker: GAH!! (runs from the angry parrots) Ahhh!! Mother!

Dolores: Moving on.

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(Hairless Cat exhibit)

Dolores: This is the Hairless Cat exhibit, not to be confused with my bozo son's cat, Girlfriend.

Neptunia: (to Timmy) He has a hairless cat named Girlfriend?

Timmy: And just when you think my teacher couldn't get any weirder.

Dolores: These cats used to belong to weirdos, but now they've been sent to this zoo, after my son's TooYube video when he was being attacked by a ninja mom. Aside the fact that video was a huge hit. Now, we must get to our final destination before those cats give the rest of you kids pale skin.

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Security Guard: So, you kids on your way to the crocodile exibit?

Dolores: Yes sir, Mr. Attractive bod, sir.

Security Guard: (weirded) Okay, well, I want you all to know the other crocodiles were sent to another zoo.

Timmy: How come?

Security Guard: They are afraid of the biggest crocodile in the exhibit, (shows a picture) Wild Beefy Croc.

Kevin: GAH!! Nailed it!

Security Guard: He is considered buff and extremely dangerous. Not to mentioned, and this is just a theroy, it might have swallowed an alarm clock, because he can make tick tock noise to freak out tourists like you folks.

(Tick tock noise; Kevin looking terrified; Wild Beefy Croc pops out from his habitat; everyone screams)

Security Guard: Nobody panic. I got this. (walks close to Beefy) Easy boy, let's not get too hasty.

(Wild Beefy Croc grabs a hold of the guard and throws him out of the zoo)

Security Guard: Okay, now you can panic!

Dolores: Everyone, inhale (everyone inhales) and exhale when you start running!

(everyone but Timmy, Ivan and fairies ran away)

(Beefy jumps out of his habitat near Timmy and Ivan)

Timmy and Ivan: (screaming) Guys, help!

(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Astronov and Neptunia turned to fairy form)

Timmy: Poof him away!

(Fairies raise their wands, but Beefy snatched the wands and breaks them in half)

Ivan: Are you kidding me?!

Wanda: That's the last time I'm taking a weird field trip.

Poof: You say that every time we go on one.

Timmy: Well, Wanda, considering the time you poofed me to the alligators as a punishment, you had it coming!

(Ivan screams running from Wild Beefy Croc until he grabs a hold of him)

Astronov: Oh no!

Astronov and Neptunia: Ivan!

Ivan: Astronov! Neptunia!

Cosmo: We have to save him!

Kevin: (off-screen) Leave that to me.

(camera moves to Kevin with a heroic background behind him)

Timmy and fairies: Kevin?

Kevin: No over-sized crocodile hurts my friends. (takes off)

Poof: Kevin's gotten over his fear.

Cosmo: Go get em', son of Mr. Crocker's estranged half sister!

Kevin: Hey, hard skin!

(Beefy turns around)

Kevin: Drop the kid, you freak who's possibly on steroids!

(Kevin throws a banana; Beefy slips on it and falls near a pond; Ivan trying to hold on to his grip but was starting to slip)

Ivan: Fly, you fools.

(Ivan loses his grip, but Kevin grabs his hand in time)

Ivan: Huh?

(Kevin pulls him up)

Ivan: Kevin, you saved me and conquered your fear.

Kevin: Did I?

Timmy: You're a hero, Kevin. That was awesome!

Cosmo: Yeah, you certainly clean that croc's clock.

(Beffy off-screen spits the alarm clock out and it went to Cosmo's face)

Cosmo: Eww, tick-tock croc drool!

Dolores: (pops out from hiding along with the other kids) You saved the day, Kevin.

(fairies quickly disguise themselves)

Dolores: As a gift for your bravery, you get to choose where we can eat while on our trip home.

Kevin: I'd say, The Ice House Skating Rink. The drinks are on me.

(classmates cheer and group pile on Kevin and lift him up)

Classmates: (cheering) Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! (runs off-screen)

(fairies in fairy form)

Ivan: Best field trip ever. Also, the weirdest. Kevin sure is lucky. I don't know why he would be related to someone like Mr. Crocker.

Timmy: Speaking of which, where is Mr. Crocker?

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(Parrot exhibit)

Crocker: (wearing parrot feathers) From now on, I am the Alpha Parrot.

Parrots: Awwk! Alpha Parrot.

Crocker: STOP COPYING ME!!

(screen fades to black; Mr. Crocker and a hairless cat pop up)

Crocker: I'm taking you home with me. You can be Girlfriend's playmate.

(Wanda pops up)

Wanda: (to Mr. Crocker) Weird field trip.

(Title Card ending)

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