Tootie: (waking up) Boy am I tired...(looks up at the ceiling and sees Tiffany hovering above her) AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Tiffany: Pfft. I'm NOTHING like that push-over princess.
Timmy: She's a Dark Sprite.
Tootie: What's that?
Timmy The evilest kind of fairy. They can manipulare people and they can also even assume the form of any human or magical creature.
Tootie: But how'd she get MY form? Unless...
Timmy: Unless what?
Terry: Shut up, Trixie.
Tiffany: Those things on your neck. Are those your ears?
Crocker: I get that alot...Now sit down.
Crocker: And THAT is the Battle of New Orleans. Any questions?
Tiffany: (raises her hand)
Crocker: Yes Tiffany?
Tiffany: Seriously, are those your ears? Also, why are we listening to a boring old man like you?
All Students: (gasp)
Tootie: You see this girl here? Keep an eye on her. You'll be seeing her alot. Alright back to the show.
Terry: "Anti-aging cream", huh? Finally noticed those wrinkles you've been getting, Beatrice? (laughs)
Trixie: Ugh...Shut UP! And DON'T call me that!
Tootie: I wish I had a ham sandwich.
Tootie: Thanks Timmy. (eats the sandwich)
Tootie: You gotta be kidding me! People think THAT'S impressive? All she's doing is shape-shifting! I Have a GENIE BOYFRIEND, for crying out loud!
Trixie: Who'd want to watch a show about a kid with fairies anyway?
Timmy: (glares at Trixie)