Ms. Icky Vicky performed by Chip Skylark and Candy Skylark.


Chip: You're a mean one, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Candy: You really are a heel♪
Both: You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!♪
Candy: You're a monster, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: You're breath smells like a dog's behind♪
Both: You're cuddly as a porcupine, you're the curse of all mankind, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: I wouldn't touch you even if you do smell fine!
Chip: You're a foul one, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Candy: You have termites in your smile♪
Chip: You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Candy: Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!
Candy: You're a rotter, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: You're the queen of sinful sots,
Both: Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
Chip: You nauseate me, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Candy: Calling kids the age of 10 a "twerp"!♪
Both: Making them do your dirty work while you sit on the couch and burp, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Candy: Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!♪
Candy: You're a foul one, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Both: Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Icky Vicky♪
Chip: The three words that best describe you are as follows, and we quote,
Chip: "Stink"... Candy: "Stank"... Both: "Stunk"!♪

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