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(The Amber's House)

(Sally waking up and yawning)

Sally: Morning, Stanley.

Stan: (in parrot form) Mornin'. (turns to normal) You ready for another wishful day?

Sally: More than ever. But, time for breakfast first.

(walks to the kitchen and sees a table full of breakfast)

Sally: Wowee! You really must be preparing for work today, huh, mom?

Rebecca: Well, we need the extra food to give us enough morning strength to welcome our new neighbors across the street.

Sally: New neighbors?

Stu: Yes, they are the Toomes and they moved here from Colorado.

Sally: Sounds good to welcome new people.

Harry: Sure is.

Mary: Okay, I'm done.

(the rest of the family were surprised as they see Mary's plate already empty)

Harry: But, how?

Mary: I'll never tell.

---

(Sally's room)

Stan: Good news, Sally. The Fairy Council and I were having a conversation while you had your breakfast, and they stated that due to my amazing job of being your fairy godparent out of every other fairy, I've been given a one month limited amount of magic to have you wish for money!

Sally: (squeals) Really? I thought wishing for money is forbidden.

Stan: It is. But, as I've mentioned earlier about my job of being your fairy, I've been given power to grant you as much money as you want.

Sally: Okay! But I need to be smart on how I wish for it. Don't want my parents and brother to get suspicious. So, (eyes get wonky) I'll just wish for a pool of money in my bedroom!

(Stan raised his wand and poof up a pool of money)

(Sally swimming on the money)

Sally: ♪Counting the money, money sweeter than honey, money, money, this, money, money, that, profits will make my wallet fat!♪

Rebecca: Sally, the Toomes are here!

Sally: Coming! (to Stan) Poof up a bag for me to hide this money!

(Stan poof up a bag; Sally puts all her wished up money inside it)

Sally: Okay, now let's go meet the new neighbors.

(Stan turns into a parrot and the two walk out the room)

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(Rebecca opens the door for the Toomes)

Man: Hello, new neighbors!

Woman: It's so nice to meet you all. We're the Toomes. I'm Fionna and this is my husband Cameron and my son, Winston.

(Winston comes out from behind his parents' legs)

Cameron: He's shy.

Sally: (to herself; lovestruck) I'll say.

(scene skips to the Ambers and Toomes talking inaudibly while the camera points to Sally and Winston talking)

Sally: So, Winston. What do you like to do for fun?

Winston: (quivering) Well, I like long walks in the park, drawing art and throwing tiny rocks and shells at the river.

Sally: Hmm... I can tell you're shy.

Winston: Well, I have social problems talking to people. Even girls.

Sally: Well, you sure didn't have any trouble talking to me - a girl.

Winston: That's true. At first, I was a little anxious, but there's something different about you that I can't explain about, something that makes me comfortable.

Sally: (blushes) I am quite flattered.

(scene points to Rebecca)

Rebecca: It's so nice meeting all of you. Well, we better get going for dinner. Come on kids.

Cameron: Nice meeting all of you.

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(The Ambers walk out of the restaurant feeling stuffed)

Harry: Wow, that was even more than I can handle!

Stu: And thanks for helping us lend the waiter a tip, Sally. I don't know how you got all that money, but thanks anyway.

Sally: I have ways into saving my money.

(Sally and Stan as a butterfly wink at each other)

Rebecca: Okay family, let's all do what we want at the mall and meet back home at precisely 8:30.

All: Got it.

(scene skips to Mary walking to the halls of the mall holding a bag of workout clothes until she spotted Alyssa with a mischievous look and walks out of the mall)

Mary: Alyssa. I don't know what she's up to, but it's never good with her. (walks out) I'm gonna follow her and find out.

Man: (heard) Hey! You have to pay for those clothes!

Mary: (walks back in) Right after I pay for these clothes.

(Mary follows Alyssa and sees her walking inside the Toomes' house)

Alyssa: (heard) We're gonna have such a great time together. You two have fun while I torture... I mean... take some time to know the little angel.

(Cameron and Fionna walk out; Mary quickly hides under the bushes then looks through the window and sees Alyssa torturing Winston)

Winston: (off-screen as Mary watches in horror) No! NO!! Please! Anything but that! Oh, I can't even bear the agonizing pain I'm feeling in my brain!

Mary: This is bad. (dials her phone) Sally. It's Mary. I'm going to need some "magical" help.

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(Sally and Stan poof near Mary)

Mary: Take a look.

(Sally and Stan look through the window seeing Alyssa standing near Winston as he bawls)

Stan: What a horrible, horrible girl.

Sally: Right? We need to teach Alyssa not to mess with new neighbors. (huddle up with Stan and Mary) Here's what we're gonna do. (whispers)

---

(Alyssa laying down looking exhausted from Winston's crying)

Winston: WHY!? WHY MUST SCARY STUFF ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!? (wailing)

Alyssa: (groans) Don't you ever stop crying?!

(knock on door; Alyssa walks to the front door)

Alyssa: That, like, so better be your parents.

(Alyssa opens the door and sees a monster made out of money)

Alyssa: (teeth chattering noises) Wh-wh-what are you?

Money Monster: Your worst nightmare!

Alyssa: A monster made out of money!

Money Monster: Exactly!

(the money monster chases Alyssa around the house until it got her cornered)

Winston: Wow! I don't know whether to be amazed or terrified.

(Alyssa whimpers as the Money Monster's face comes close to hers)

Money Monster: (as it drools money out of it's mouth) Leave.

Alyssa: Whatever you say. (dashes out and writes and drops a note for the parents saying, "Had to go early. I had a bit of a nervous breakdown from watching a scary movie earlier this morning. But, it was nice to know your son. Warm regards, Alyssa Armstrong.")

Winston: Thank you big monster made out of money.

Money Monster: Don't thank me,...

(zoom inside the Money Monster showing that it's really Sally, Stan and Mary on the controls)

Sally: ...thank my powers of spreading fear in reality.

Winston: I-including mine?

Money Monster: On the contrary, I only scare those who are mean and merciless like your new babysitter.

Winston: (swipes the sweat off his forehead with his eyes closed) Oh, well that's good news. (eyes open) I hope one day... Huh? (looks around seeing the Money Monster is gone) This neighborhood's gonna take some getting use to.

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(Sally's bedroom)

(Sally laying on her bed with Stan as a parrot)

Sally: What a day, making a rule-free wish, getting a new neighbor and a new friend, and scaring the skirt out of Alyssa.

Stan: That was a nice thing you've done for Winston.

Sally: Hey, I didn't want to have a new friend to be tortured. He's... a very... special boy.

(Stan nearly about to say something until Sally cuts him off)

Sally: And if you're going to say something about me more than liking Winston, yes. I do.

Harry: (head pops up through the hallways) Hey, Sal, Winston is here to see you.

Sally: (gasp) Okay, I'll be right down.

(Sally opens the door for Winston)

Winston: Hey Sally.

Sally: Hi.

Winston: You ready for that walk in the park you promised?

Sally: Wouldn't break that promise for the world.

(the two start walking to the sidewalk)

Sally: If you're looking to buy some ice cream, don't bother worrying about money yourself. I'm known for saving some dough, especially for a new friend.

Winston: Out of every other girl I've met, you are something else, Sally Amber.

(the two hold hands; Sally turns her head to the screen and winks)

(screen fades to black)

(Title Card ending)

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