Kiss Her or You'll Regret It! is a song sung by Chester McBadbat in Return of the Musical: Vicky's Evil Plot! In the musical, AJ wants to admit his feelings for Charlotte, and Chester sings this song to help him.
Lyrics[]
Chester: You see her as some
Beautiful sensation!
So go and talk to her now,
While you're full of elation!
So take my advice,
And you'll be sure to get it!
Now kiss her
Singer 1: Now kiss her!
Chester: Go kiss her or you'll regret i-i-i-it!
If you want the truth, well I think she's perfect for you!
She might be your kind of gal!
She's the one you should talk to!
If you're looking for your true love,
Take my hint and get it!
So go kiss her,
Singer 2: Go kiss her!
Chester: Go kiss her or you'll regret i-i-i-it!
That's right!
Take it away ladies!
Singer 3: She's a little girl who's so very smart!
Chester: You know she is!
Singer 2: She loves frogs and science and art!
Chester: You got it all!
Singer 1: She a cutie with a beautiful voice!
Chester: Full set baby!
All Singers: She just hopes to meet the right boy!
Chester: So take my advice,
And you'll be sure to get it!
Now kiss her
Singer 1: Now kiss her!
Chester: Go kiss her or you'll regret i-i-i-it!
Go kiss her or you'll regret i-i-i-i-iit!
A.J.: Umm...Okay. Sure.