In the Future, There Will Be Fairies/Quotes
- (Ivan's House; Ivan sitting on his bed)
- Ivan: I've been thinking.
- Astronov and Neptunia: About what?
- Ivan: My future. I mean, sure it's a long time from now, but I just wish I could see what might happen with my own eyes, that way I'll make sure I don't end up a bitter middle-aged man with a hump.
- Astronov: We can help with that.
- (Astronov and Neptunia raise their wands; Poof; a simulation machine appears)
- Ivan: Woah, what's this?
- Neptunia: You don't know what this is?
- Ivan: Uh, no.
- Neptunia: Neither do I.
- Astronov: (sigh) It's a simulation machine. You can use it to any advantage, like, seeing the future for instance.
- Ivan: Alright! (hops on the simulation machine and activates it) Next stop, the future!
- (machine starts; Ivan surrounded in a digital background until it turns into a simulation of futuristic Dimmsdale; Ivan looks around)
- Ivan: This... is... amazing! I'm actually in a simulation of the Dimmsdale of the future.
- (Astronov and Neptunia poof up)
- Neptunia: It does look pretty bright.
- Astronov: Even the grass smells realistic. (sniffs the grass) and pleasant.
- Ivan: Let's go check more of this place. Hopefully, we might find our future selves.
- (Ivan's room; Timmy and his fairies walked in)
- Timmy: Ivan, you here? Hope you remember our plan to go to the Dimmsdale Derby this afternoon. Hey, what's this?
- Cosmo: It looks like some kind of... messed up looking computer with psychic energy.
- Wanda: No, Cosmo, it's more like a simulation machine.
- Timmy: Ivan must have wished for it. Question is, why?
- Poof: Maybe he wants to see what his future would look like.
- Timmy: (sees Ivan and fairies inside the simulation screen) You're right, Poof. Let's go with him.
- Wanda: Now, Timmy, we mustn't interfere. Ivan must have made a personal wish for himself. We don't want to be burdens of his own wi...
- Timmy: I wish we were inside Ivan's simulation.
- Wanda: Oh, why do I even try to explain things?
- (Timmy and his fairies poof to Ivan's simulation)
- (Timmy and his fairies appear near Ivan and his fairies)
- Ivan: Timmy? What are you doing here?
- Timmy: We were just in the neighborhood and wanted to say, YOU'VE BUILT A SIMULATION MACHINE AND DIDN'T ASK ME TO JOIN? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
- Ivan: Calm down! I wanted to tell you, but I've got a little impressed of what I am seeing right now.
- Timmy: I'll admit, this does look fascinating. Wonder who we're gonna see?
- Poof: Hey, look over there. Is that...
- (Future Veronica seen walking to her house)
- Ivan: That's Veronica from the future.
- Timmy: Wow, I almost didn't recognize her. She seems so relaxed.
- Cosmo: And beautiful.
- Astronov: And hot.
- (Wanda and Neptunia scowl at their husbands)
- Cosmo and Astronov: Other than the love of my life.
- (Wanda and Neptunia smile)
- (everyone looks inside and sees a girl)
- Wanda: Who's she? She looks like Veronica now, but shorter, and with darker hair.
- Future Veronica: Any word on your tryouts, Jessica?
- Poof: She must be Veronica's daughter.
- Jessie: I am in! In fact, they are so impressed, they've let me be top leading cheerleader.
- Future Veronica: Well, for your sake, your cheerleading will go even better than mine.
- Future Ivan: I'm home.
- Future Veronica: And how's my undercover cop?
- Future Ivan: In a successful state that we are all going to a family vacation for your choosing.
- Future Veronica: Oh, Ivan, how did I ever get so lucky to have a courageous husband like you?
- (both kiss)
- Jessie: Well, if you need me, I'll be over there - barfing. (walks out)
- Ivan: Wow! I cannot wait for the future.
- Neptunia: And who knows? You might be a free man doing the things you've always wanted with Veronica, skydiving while kissing...
- Ivan: (muttering)
- Neptunia: Going to late night parties...
- Ivan: Ah... ah...
- Neptunia: And romantically watching movies at night. Eh, the kind of movies when your future child is in bed that is.
- (Ivan making a drooling wave with his mouth)
- Timmy: (closes Ivan's mouth) I think you've said enough, Neptunia. So, any ideas of whats my future going to be like?
- Poof: Let's go to your house and see.
- (Timmy's House)
- (everyone looks through the windows and sees a woman with her daughter)
- Astronov: Hey, that must be the future Trixie with her daughter.
- Timmy: That means I will be married to Trixie Tang? This simulation you wished for just gets better and better.
- Tammy: Mommy, when is daddy gonna come back?
- Future Woman: He'll come home, sweetie, (turns around revealing her face) he's picking up your half-brother from your mom-in-law Trixie's house.
- Timmy: Wait. That's not Trixie. I recognize those purple eyes without the diva-shaped glasses from anyone. (gasp) Tootie Miller is my future wife?! (twitching noise)
- Ivan: Hold your horses, T. She did say that your future daughter has a half-brother which means that Trixie could be your future potential spouse.
- Timmy: Yeah, I suppose you're right.
- Ivan: And who knows, maybe someday, Tootie might get over her habit of stalking you. Nobody can act the same way forever.
- (future Timmy with Tommy gets out of the car)
- Tommy: But, dad, what's the machine for when it comes to newborn babies?
- Future Timmy: I'll tell you when you're older. Now let's get inside. Your mother-in-law Tootie has planned a perfect family trip for all of us.
- (Timmy, Ivan and fairies look through the window and see the family make a big hug)
- Timmy: You know Ivan, thinking of what you said, maybe I could give it a try. But just risking the fact that Vicky might be my future sister-in-law just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
- Cosmo: Maybe we should see what Ivan's simulation has in store for Vicky.
- Ivan: I can't believe I'm saying this, but, good idea, Cosmo. C'mon.
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