How the Martin Stole Wishmas/Quotes
- (top view of Dimmsdale Elementary with the entire town filled with snow)
- (a 3-D motioned wand appears and poof up the series title; "The Fairly OddParents: The Next Generation in:" a present falls down and opens the episode title "How the Martin Stole Wishmas")
- (camera moves inside the school in 3-D motion as it makes its way to the thirtieth floor to Kevin Crocker's class)
- (Kevin laying on his chair to his desk reading as the camera moves to the kids making their snow angels for "Snowtastic Thursday")
- (as Tommy finishes his snow angel, a mistletoe went to Tommy's face)
- Tommy: Hey! Whah...
- (camera zooms out showing Jessie holding the mistletoe)
- Jessie: Merry Kissmas, Tommy! (flirtingly blinks) I hope you've been good this year. Otherwise, you won't be having any of (shows her red lips) these. (walks out)
- Tommy: (to Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as pencils on his desk) Man, is this an amazing month of the year or what?
- Cosmo: I think it's an amazing month of the year.
- Tammy: (walks by Tommy's seat) You and me both. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
- Wanda: Even for us fairies. The one day of the year where we get to relax while Santa does all the magic for the day.
- Tommy: Same goes to me, in a different kind of way of relaxation. No enemies, no chaos, and you know what else?
- Poof: What?
- Tommy: Jessie hasn't punched all month long! (camera points to Jessie overhearing Tommy to Tammy and their fairies) I know that she doesn't mean to do it on purpose, but deep inside, her fist on my shoulder means that she really loves me. Don't tell her I said that.
- (Jessie looks away smiling and blushing with hearts above her)
- Kevin Crocker: Outstanding work on your snow angels, kids! Now, as you're all aware, tomorrow is no school. (kids inhale, nearly about to cheer until Kevin stopped them) Ah-bub-bub! Not yet. After tomorrow, it's the most wonderful time of the year, and that is... (pulls a lever, releasing balloons, confetti and a light show) CHRISTMAS!! You can cheer now.
- (kids cheer of excitement)
- Kevin Crocker: Now, before you can all go home, (opens the door for Missy, who walks in with a bucket of presents) here are your school presents. Open them wisely so you'll know who your Secret Santa is.
- (the class opens their presents and admires their Secret Santa's standing right in front of each other)
- (Greg opens his present and holds up a cinnamon pretzel)
- Greg: Aww, sweet!
- Mitzie: Hope you like it.
- Greg: Like it? (takes a bite) It's delicious and I love it!
- (Tammy opens her present and holds up a sparkling bow)
- Tammy: (gasp)
- Otto: I know it looks a little too much, but...
- Tammy: Are you kidding? This is what I always wanted! (hugs Otto) Thank you!
- (Otto shudders in delight as his face turns blushing red)
- (everyone runs out of the school; Tommy runs straight forward to the screen)
- Tommy: Happy Holidays, here I come!
- (horn honks; Trixie waves; Tommy runs to the car; car drives)
- (I Love Christmas)
- Tommy: ♪I love Christmas it's a magical word♪
- Greg: ♪I love Christmas makes me feel fully stirred♪
- Marty: ♪Watch the snowing sky while singing like a bird♪
- D.J.: ♪It's my favorite holiday not the second nor the third♪
- Timmy: ♪A wonderful time of year to spend with friends and fam-i-ly♪
- Jessie: ♪The holiday's nearly here (to Tommy) and I have something special for you and me♪
- Neptunia: ♪The presents for the children is a real ringer♪
- (looks at Astronov)
- Astronov: (speaks) I told you, dear, I'm not a good singer.
- Sunny: ♪A Christmas of the generation♪
- Juandissimo: (flex) With love!
- Blonda: ♪And anticipation♪
- C.J.: ♪Santa's coming on Christmas Eve♪
- Cosmo: (as a horse) Let's get moving!
- Tommy: (as his Dad and Tootie watch questionably) ♪Says... my talking horse, Steve♪
- Tammy: ♪Which he happens to purchase on the internet♪
- ♪ No need for questions, I see the decorations are set♪
- Vicky: ♪A waste of money for me♪
- ♪ But surely you won't see♪
- ♪ A pint of joy in you might soon turn and flee♪
- Mitzie: ♪The day will soon come♪
- Marty: ♪Da dee dum♪
- Otto: (speaks) I got fruitcake. Want some?
- Marty: ♪Blah bleh blum♪
- Wanda: ♪Prepare yourselves, it's almost here♪
- All: ♪Our most wonderful magical time of the year♪
- (song ends)
- (The Martin Mansion)
- (The Lonely Blondy on Christmas)
- Amanda:
It's hard to be a blondy on Christmas My friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there is something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity!
I'm a blondy A lonely blondy On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing 'Huhash Dogavish' And what the (dolphin chirps) is up with lighting all these (dolphin chirps) candles? Tell me, please!
I'm a Blondy A lonely Blondy I can't be merry Cause I'm Hebrew On Christmas.