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:(The Amber's House; doorbell rings) |
:(The Amber's House; doorbell rings) |
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| − | :'''Mr. Amber:''' That must be the pizza. |
+ | :'''Mr. Amber:''' That must be the pizza. ''(goes to open the door to reveal a delivery boy with a pizza box)'' |
| − | :(the door opens) |
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| − | :'''Mr. Amber:''' Can I help you? |
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:'''Pizza delivery boy:''' Pizza delivery for Stuart Amber? |
:'''Pizza delivery boy:''' Pizza delivery for Stuart Amber? |
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:'''Mr. Amber:''' That's me! (looks in the pizza box) Yep, the entire pizza's here. (gives some money) Here you go. |
:'''Mr. Amber:''' That's me! (looks in the pizza box) Yep, the entire pizza's here. (gives some money) Here you go. |
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:'''Chet Ubetcha:''' Thanks for the interview. It was an amazing achievement for a 10 year old boy to build a mansion for birds, and with a yard, no less. This is Chet Ubetcha saying "Little kids always have creative ideas". |
:'''Chet Ubetcha:''' Thanks for the interview. It was an amazing achievement for a 10 year old boy to build a mansion for birds, and with a yard, no less. This is Chet Ubetcha saying "Little kids always have creative ideas". |
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:'''Mr. Amber:''' Hey, Sally, want some pizza? |
:'''Mr. Amber:''' Hey, Sally, want some pizza? |
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+ | :'''Sally:''' What kind of pizza, dad? I hope there's no meat in it. |
| + | :'''Mr. Amber:''' No, my little vegetarian, there's no meat in it, just cheese, ketchup, olives and mushrooms. |
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| + | :'''Sally:''' Okay. I wonder what else is on? ''(changes the channel to an image of an alien ship)'' |
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| + | :'''Narrator:''' What you're about to see is top secret. It is a video tape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. It shows his attempts to educate a caveman. They have been codenamed the Prometheus and Bob tapes. |
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| + | :'''Stan:''' ''(flies to Sally and Stu in parrot form)'' I love this show! |
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| + | :'''Narrator:''' Tape 10: boxing. |
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| + | :'''Mr. Amber:''' You can watch this show yourselves, I'm off to practice on my electric guitar. ''(walks off-screen)'' |
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| + | :'''Sally:''' So, Stan, I can't help but ask you, can I go into your birdhouse? |
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| + | :'''Stan:''' No! |
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| + | :'''Sally:''' Pleeeeeease? |
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| + | :'''Stan:''' Despite your politeness, I'm still saying no. |
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| + | :'''Sally:''' Then I wish I was in your birdhouse! |
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| + | :'''Stan:''' You can't, Sally. It's off-limits! And against Da Rules! |
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| + | :'''Sally:''' Prove it. |
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| + | :'''Stan:''' I would, but I don't have Da Rules book with me. It's in my birdhouse. Can't you wish for something else? |
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| + | :'''Sally:''' Yes. I wish for a shrink suit...for science purposes! |
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| + | :''(Stan raises his wand; a large metal suit appears, Sally tries it, and she shrinks with the suit)'' |
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| + | :'''Sally;''' It worked! |
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| + | :'''Stan:''' Good for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go to sleep in my birdhouse. ''(flies back to his birdhouse and closes the door to it)'' |
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Revision as of 08:27, 17 December 2019
Hassle in the Birdhouse/Quotes
- (The Amber's House; doorbell rings)
- Mr. Amber: That must be the pizza. (goes to open the door to reveal a delivery boy with a pizza box)
- Pizza delivery boy: Pizza delivery for Stuart Amber?
- Mr. Amber: That's me! (looks in the pizza box) Yep, the entire pizza's here. (gives some money) Here you go.
- Pizza delivery boy: Thanks!
- (Sally is watching TV with Chet Ubetcha interviewing a kid who built a mansion for birds)
- Kid: I also built this little swimming pool for birds.
- Chet Ubetcha: Thanks for the interview. It was an amazing achievement for a 10 year old boy to build a mansion for birds, and with a yard, no less. This is Chet Ubetcha saying "Little kids always have creative ideas".
- Mr. Amber: Hey, Sally, want some pizza?
- Sally: What kind of pizza, dad? I hope there's no meat in it.
- Mr. Amber: No, my little vegetarian, there's no meat in it, just cheese, ketchup, olives and mushrooms.
- Sally: Oh boy, my favorite!
- (she and Stuart both eat two slices of pizza)
- Mr. Amber: Let's save some pizza for your mom and siblings, okay?
- Sally: Okay. I wonder what else is on? (changes the channel to an image of an alien ship)
- Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. It is a video tape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. It shows his attempts to educate a caveman. They have been codenamed the Prometheus and Bob tapes.
- Stan: (flies to Sally and Stu in parrot form) I love this show!
- Narrator: Tape 10: boxing.
- Mr. Amber: You can watch this show yourselves, I'm off to practice on my electric guitar. (walks off-screen)
- Sally: So, Stan, I can't help but ask you, can I go into your birdhouse?
- Stan: No!
- Sally: Pleeeeeease?
- Stan: Despite your politeness, I'm still saying no.
- Sally: Then I wish I was in your birdhouse!
- Stan: You can't, Sally. It's off-limits! And against Da Rules!
- Sally: Prove it.
- Stan: I would, but I don't have Da Rules book with me. It's in my birdhouse. Can't you wish for something else?
- Sally: Yes. I wish for a shrink suit...for science purposes!
- (Stan raises his wand; a large metal suit appears, Sally tries it, and she shrinks with the suit)
- Sally; It worked!
- Stan: Good for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go to sleep in my birdhouse. (flies back to his birdhouse and closes the door to it)