Girl's Night In/Quotes

Girl's Night In/Quotes

(Turner's House; Front door)

Timantha: So, why are you guys leaving again?

Astronov: We figure we needed a little guy time.

Cosmo: Yeah, go fishing, do a little bowling and not talk about our feelings.

Timmy: It's a guy thing, sis, you wouldn't understand.

Timantha: Thank goodness.

Astronov: Now Neptunia, be sure you won't leave the conditioner on too long.

Neptunia: (sigh) I keep it on for more than 6 hours, and you just won't let it go, will you?

Sunny: We'll be fine, Dad. It would be nice for us girls to have a little free time of our own.

Ivan: Okay guys, time for a little guys trip.

(Cosmo, Astronov and Poof raise their wands and poof up a mini van)

Poof: Bye Mom.

Wanda: Have fun, sweetie.

Timmy: If there's any trouble...

Chloe: We'll be okay, Timmy, don't worry. You boys have fun.

Cosmo: Okay, bye.

Astronov: Uhh, Cosmo, maybe you should let me... (Cosmo floors it) DRIIIIVE!!!!

Wanda: Oh, I'm gonna miss those boys already. (flys inside Timmy's bedroom window) Bo-hoh, bo-hoh, bo-hoh.

(Confetti, fireworks and balloons pops out of Timmy's window)

Wanda: (off-screen; excited tone) Ha-ha! Bo-hoh! Bo-hoh!

Neptunia: I think Wanda's taking it pretty hard.

Chloe: Yeah.

Timantha: Let's join the party!

Sunny: Yeah!

(Timantha, Chloe, Neptunia and Sunny runs inside the house and joins in with Wanda; all girls combined a conga line)

Timantha, Chloe, Wanda, Neptunia and Sunny: Da da da da da, hey! Girl's night o-out! No boys are allo-owed!

(In the middle of Dimmsdale)

Mandie: (seeing all the females in Dimmsdale) Just look at these fools, it's as if nothing dreadful will ever happen. Well, they thought wrong. If I can't destroy the Earth, I might as well take it over with an iron fist, that is, if my hands were made of iron. Never the less, now that I've upgraded the Boudacian Evil Increaser, I can blast a huge city pile of Boudacian dust all over Dimmsdale, and every female in this town will be corruptly vile and evil.

(blast the dust all over Dimmsdale; Mandie makes an evil laugh while the dust affects every female in Dimmsdale; the eyeballs turn glowing red individually; Mrs. Turner, Connie Carmichael, Mrs. Prestonovich, Martha James, Trixie, Tootie, Veronica, Liane Star, Charlotte, Missy, Candy, Principal Waxelplax, Mrs. Crocker and strangely, not Vicky)

Vicky: I don't feel anything.

(every possessed female groups near Mandie)

Mandie: Female citizens of Dimmsdale, I've got a proposition for you.

Martha: Who are you?

Mandie: My name is Princess Mandie.

Connie: What is your proposition, Princess Mandie?

(a close up on Mandie with an evil smile)

(pond)

Ivan: Man, do I love fishing.

Timmy: And what better way to get fish, is to turn into a shark yourself and scare them off the pond.

(Cosmo as a shark chasing the fish in the pond)

Astronov: I sure am glad we could have a little us time.

Poof: Yeah, no females watching our backs, no worries...

Timmy: And best of all, not a villain in sight.

(The L.O.S.E.R.S. hiding in the bushes)

Dark Laser: That's what you think, Timmy Turner.

Crocker: Destroying Turner, Ivan and their FAIRIES in a dangerous swamp in a private pond is a splendid idea.

Foop: And no one will be able to hear them scream.

Crocker: Hopefully you didn't spoke too soon, otherwise, we could be stalked by wild animals in this swamp.

Sparky: Like this creature behind us?

(creature roars)

Foop: What the heck is that?

Sparky: I have no idea. Some monster with a hand for a head.

(creature grabs the L.O.S.E.R.S. with its hand head)

Dark Laser: Save me, Flipsie!

(L.O.S.E.R.S. scream being eaten off-screen; creature burps)

(Possessed female army rebuilding Dimmsdale)

Dolores: Boots have been polished as requested.

Martha: And your painting is finished. (shows Mandie the painting of her)

Mandie: Excellent. Much better than the last one.

(camera shows the previous crude looking painting of Mandie with goofy teeth and glasses, talking to a chicken)

Mandie: Why would I even be talking to a chicken?

Tootie: Your brilliantness, you're about five seconds for your dramatic evil laugh schedule.

Mandie: (looks at her watch) Oh, right. (evil laugh) Man that feels good. (to Vicky chained up) Must feel bad not seeing the chaos, huh?

Vicky: You won't get away with this. I can't believe I'm saying this, but just wait until the twerps and their fairies get to you, then you'll be sorry.

Mandie: Oh, I'll make sure of it. But don't worry, you'll still get what you want, to have every one in town unhappy.

(Turner's house)

Timantha: I am so not unhappy. Having a little girls time sure is soothing.

(camera shows the Timantha, Chloe and fairies in a mud bath)

(short pause)

Wanda: Anyone else bored?

Chloe: I am.

Sunny: Same here.

Timantha: Totally.

Neptunia: I think I left the air conditioner on too long.

(Wanda and Neptunia raise the wands and poofs away the mud bath and poofed everyone's regular clothes back)

Sunny: Let's go to the Wal-2-Wal Mart. I hear that Tiny Cruster's Pizza has made cinnamon rolls.

(Timantha opens the door)

Timantha: Uh, guys. You should see this.

(The rest walks near Timantha and sees Dimmsdale completely different)

Chloe: This place looks life a madhouse. There's litter everywhere! Why?!

Timantha: I think the biggest question is why does every female in town has glowing red eyes?

Wanda: This may be a guest, but I can assume it's the work of Mandie.

(Mandie in a hover craft shows up)

Mandie: Right you are. It's a girl's dream to have the world to themselves, and with just the right touch. (points at a female to cue the music)

It's Girl's Night Now

♪ Mandie: This could be quite the place♪

♪Full of wholesome happy faces♪

♪ Dolores: Hanging out♪

♪ Martha: Feeling fine♪

♪ Connie: Where everyone's a friend of mine♪

♪ Martha: Inside this evil joint♪

♪Every guest get's to the point♪

♪ All: This day you live in infamy♪

♪ Tootie: A world of men is history♪

(everyone makes an evil laugh)

♪ All: It's girl's night now♪

♪It's girl's night now♪

♪In the back you can't ignore♪

♪ Connie: Shut the windows♪

♪ Dolores: Lock the door♪

♪ All: It's girl's night now♪

♪ Mandie: There's no escape from Mandie♪

♪You're just a bunch of ants♪

♪Go on run, take your try♪

♪I'll come and scare your pants♪

♪You've had your fun♪

♪You've did your play♪

♪But every rodent has its day♪

(instrumental solo; Timantha, Chloe and fairies outrunning the possessed females)

♪ All: It's girl's night now♪

♪Join the fun with no regret♪

♪Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed♪

(The girls jumped inside a manhole escaping)

♪It's girl's night now♪

♪ (It's a boy free zone)♪

♪It's girl's night now♪

(song ends)

(dark alley)

Chloe: I think we've lost 'em.

Sunny: There's no way we can get past all of those possessed citizens.

Timantha: How exactly are we supposed to defeat Mandie?

Wanda: Look.

(sees Vicky strapped in a wall)

Timantha: Vicky? Why are you strapped up?

Vicky: I'm here, because due to my immunity of possession of pure evil, I was being forced to work with that hideous Mandie, but I refused. That's why I'm here.

Wanda: Hmm. You know, you could be of use to us to take her down.

Vicky: And why should I do that?

Chloe: Because if you don't, Mandie will take over all babysitting business and you won't be around for it.

Vicky: What? No! That's my job!

Timantha: If you want to continue on your torturous skills, you should form an alliance with us if you want Mandie out of the picture.

Vicky: I like a challenge. Alright. (Wanda frees Vicky) So, what's the plan?

(Dimmsdale)

Timmy: Well, looks like we're gonna have ice cold sushi for dinner tonight.

Ivan: I'll bet the girls are having a boring time without us.

Sunny: Hey guys, you came just in time to help us.

Poof: For what?

Vicky: Taking down that sorry excuse for a dictator, Mandie.

Timmy: Vicky?!

(The boys make a battle pose)

Timantha: Easy big brother, she's on our side... for now.

Ivan: Um, okay. And what do you mean about Mandie?

Neptunia: Look behind you.

(the boys turn around and see Mandie and her mind controlled army)

Mandie: Well, looks like you've decided to form a party.

Vicky: And we're gonna crash yours.

Mandie: (yawns) I'm bored already. Take them all down.

(possessed females attack)

Timantha: Split up!

(the team splits up)

(Cosmo and Astronov hide and see Mrs. Turner chasing Timantha)

Timantha: Now mom, let's not do anything we'll regret.

(Poof sneaks behind Mrs. Turner and spreads Cupid's love dust on her, her eyes stopped glowing and turned back to normal)

Timantha: Mom! (hugs her mom) You're free!

(Connie chasing after Chloe)

Chloe: Mom, stop! It's me, Chloe!

(Connie nearly destroy's her daughter until Sunny sneaks behind her and drops love dust on her and turned her back to normal)

Chloe: Mommy!

Connie: Chloe Mother Teresa Neil Armstrong Carmichael! What's going on here?

Chloe: It's a complicated story. Right now, we need to get you out of here.

(the team turns every female back to normal; Timmy turns and sees a possessed Tootie charging to him and grabs him)

Tootie: You can't get away from me!

Timmy: Wow, I've waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now, it's a complete bummer.

Ivan: Which is saying something, considering it's coming from a girl who used to chase you all the time.

(Vicky drops love dust on Tootie and she was turned back to normal)

Tootie: Timmy? (hugs Timmy) Oh, thanks for saving me! (kisses Timmy on the cheek)

Vicky: Oh, gross. Get a room.

Mandie: I can't believe this. How am I gonna take over a planet now?

Ivan: By leaving this one right now.

Mandie: You got a better chance of taking me away if some weird creature with a hand for a head spits out a teacher, baby, alien and a dog and knocks me unconscious.

(The creature from the swamp shows up and spits out Mr. Crocker, Foop, Dark Laser and Sparky who land and knock Mandie unconscious)

Vicky: Wow, (breaks the fourth wall) serious deja vu.

Crocker: Uh, laying on that monster's stomach made me feel nauseated.

Dark Laser: Same here.

Foop: If you guys need us, we'll be going home, plotting a different perspective on annihilating you all.

(L.O.S.E.R.S. walk out)

(The Turner's House)

Timmy: Well, Mandie was taken back to her home planet and everything is normal again.

Timantha: If we didn't get your help, Vicky, we all would have been slaves by now.

Vicky: And now that the iron maiden is out of the way, whom would make a good Halloween costume for one of my friends, (pulls up her chainsaw) the babysitter will once again play!

Wanda: (along with Neptunia and Sunny charges their wands with bored expressions) And... (blast Vicky away) we're done.

Ivan: Boy, it sure was unexpected having a girls night out with Mandie showing up to ruin it.

Chloe: Yeah, but it was quite obvious in retrospect.

Neptunia: So, what did you guys do?

Cosmo: Just a little fishing.

Poof: Uh, is it getting cold in here?

Astronov: Neptunia!

Neptunia: C'mon, how bad could it be if it's too cold in...

(the entire room froze)

Wanda: Call the heat extinguisher.

(Title Card ending)