Girl's Night In/Quotes
- (Turner's House; Front door)
- Timantha: So, why are you guys leaving again?
- Astronov: We figure we needed a little guy time.
- Cosmo: Yeah, go fishing, do a little bowling and not talk about our feelings.
- Timmy: It's a guy thing, sis, you wouldn't understand.
- Timantha: Thank goodness.
- Astronov: Now Neptunia, be sure you won't leave the conditioner on too long.
- Neptunia: (sigh) I keep it on for more than 6 hours, and you just won't let it go, will you?
- Sunny: We'll be fine, Dad. It would be nice for us girls to have a little free time of our own.
- Ivan: Okay guys, time for a little guys trip.
- (Cosmo, Astronov and Poof raise their wands and poof up a mini van)
- Poof: Bye Mom.
- Wanda: Have fun, sweetie.
- Timmy: If there's any trouble...
- Chloe: We'll be okay, Timmy, don't worry. You boys have fun.
- Cosmo: Okay, bye.
- Astronov: Uhh, Cosmo, maybe you should let me... (Cosmo floors it) DRIIIIVE!!!!
- Wanda: Oh, I'm gonna miss those boys already. (flys inside Timmy's bedroom window) Bo-hoh, bo-hoh, bo-hoh.
- (Confetti, fireworks and balloons pops out of Timmy's window)
- Wanda: (off-screen; excited tone) Ha-ha! Bo-hoh! Bo-hoh!
- Neptunia: I think Wanda's taking it pretty hard.
- Chloe: Yeah.
- Timantha: Let's join the party!
- Sunny: Yeah!
- (Timantha, Chloe, Neptunia and Sunny runs inside the house and joins in with Wanda; all girls combined a conga line)
- Timantha, Chloe, Wanda, Neptunia and Sunny: Da da da da da, hey! Girl's night o-out! No boys are allo-owed!
- (In the middle of Dimmsdale)
- Mandie: (seeing all the females in Dimmsdale) Just look at these fools, it's as if nothing dreadful will ever happen. Well, they thought wrong. If I can't destroy the Earth, I might as well take it over with an iron fist, that is, if my hands were made of iron. Never the less, now that I've upgraded the Boudacian Evil Increaser, I can blast a huge city pile of Boudacian dust all over Dimmsdale, and every female in this town will be corruptly vile and evil.
- (blast the dust all over Dimmsdale; Mandie makes an evil laugh while the dust affects every female in Dimmsdale; the eyeballs turn glowing red individually; Mrs. Turner, Connie Carmichael, Mrs. Prestonovich, Martha James, Trixie, Tootie, Veronica, Liane Star, Charlotte, Missy, Candy, Principal Waxelplax, Mrs. Crocker and strangely, not Vicky)
- Vicky: I don't feel anything.
- (every possessed female groups near Mandie)
- Mandie: Female citizens of Dimmsdale, I've got a proposition for you.
- Martha: Who are you?
- Mandie: My name is Princess Mandie.
- Connie: What is your proposition, Princess Mandie?
- (a close up on Mandie with an evil smile)
- (pond)
- Ivan: Man, do I love fishing.
- Timmy: And what better way to get fish, is to turn into a shark yourself and scare them off the pond.
- (Cosmo as a shark chasing the fish in the pond)
- Astronov: I sure am glad we could have a little us time.
- Poof: Yeah, no females watching our backs, no worries...
- Timmy: And best of all, not a villain in sight.
- (The L.O.S.E.R.S. hiding in the bushes)
- Dark Laser: That's what you think, Timmy Turner.
- Crocker: Destroying Turner, Ivan and their FAIRIES in a dangerous swamp in a private pond is a splendid idea.
- Foop: And no one will be able to hear them scream.
- Crocker: Hopefully you didn't spoke too soon, otherwise, we could be stalked by wild animals in this swamp.
- Sparky: Like this creature behind us?
- (creature roars)
- Foop: What the heck is that?
- Sparky: I have no idea. Some monster with a hand for a head.
- (creature grabs the L.O.S.E.R.S. with its hand head)
- Dark Laser: Save me, Flipsie!
- (L.O.S.E.R.S. scream being eaten off-screen; creature burps)
- (Possessed female army rebuilding Dimmsdale)
- Dolores: Boots have been polished as requested.
- Martha: And your painting is finished. (shows Mandie the painting of her)
- Mandie: Excellent. Much better than the last one.
- (camera shows the previous crude looking painting of Mandie with goofy teeth and glasses, talking to a chicken)
- Mandie: Why would I even be talking to a chicken?
- Tootie: Your brilliantness, you're about five seconds for your dramatic evil laugh schedule.
- Mandie: (looks at her watch) Oh, right. (evil laugh) Man that feels good. (to Vicky chained up) Must feel bad not seeing the chaos, huh?
- Vicky: You won't get away with this. I can't believe I'm saying this, but just wait until the twerps and their fairies get to you, then you'll be sorry.
- Mandie: Oh, I'll make sure of it. But don't worry, you'll still get what you want, to have every one in town unhappy.
- (Turner's house)
- Timantha: I am so not unhappy. Having a little girls time sure is soothing.
- (camera shows the Timantha, Chloe and fairies in a mud bath)
- (short pause)
- Wanda: Anyone else bored?
- Chloe: I am.
- Sunny: Same here.
- Timantha: Totally.
- Neptunia: I think I left the air conditioner on too long.
- (Wanda and Neptunia raise the wands and poofs away the mud bath and poofed everyone's regular clothes back)
- Sunny: Let's go to the Wal-2-Wal Mart. I hear that Tiny Cruster's Pizza has made cinnamon rolls.
- (Timantha opens the door)
- Timantha: Uh, guys. You should see this.
- (The rest walks near Timantha and sees Dimmsdale completely different)
- Chloe: This place looks life a madhouse. There's litter everywhere! Why?!
- Timantha: I think the biggest question is why does every female in town have glowing red eyes?
- Wanda: This may be a guess, but I can assume it's the work of Mandie.
- (Mandie in a hover craft shows up)
- Mandie: Right you are. It's a girl's dream to have the world to themselves, and with just the right touch. (points at a female to cue the music)
- It's Girl's Night Now
- ♪ Mandie: This could be quite the place♪
- ♪Full of wholesome happy faces♪
- ♪ Dolores: Hanging out♪
- ♪ Martha: Feeling fine♪
- ♪ Connie: Where everyone's a friend of mine♪
- ♪ Martha: Inside this evil joint♪
- ♪Every guest get's to the point♪
- ♪ All: This day you live in infamy♪
- ♪ Tootie: A world of men is history♪
- (everyone makes an evil laugh)
- ♪ All: It's girl's night now♪
- ♪It's girl's night now♪
- ♪In the back you can't ignore♪
- ♪ Connie: Shut the windows♪
- ♪ Dolores: Lock the door♪
- ♪ All: It's girl's night now♪
- ♪ Mandie: There's no escape from Mandie♪
- ♪You're just a bunch of ants♪
- ♪Go on run, take your try♪
- ♪I'll come and scare your pants♪
- ♪You've had your fun♪
- ♪You've did your play♪
- ♪But every rodent has its day♪
- (instrumental solo; Timantha, Chloe and fairies outrunning the possessed females)
- ♪ All: It's girl's night now♪
- ♪Join the fun with no regret♪
- ♪Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed♪
- (The girls jumped inside a manhole escaping)
- ♪It's girl's night now♪
- ♪ (It's a boy free zone)♪
- ♪It's girl's night now♪
- (song ends)
- (dark alley)
- Chloe: I think we've lost 'em.
- Sunny: There's no way we can get past all of those possessed citizens.
- Timantha: How exactly are we supposed to defeat Mandie?
- Wanda: Look.
- (sees Vicky strapped in a wall)
- Timantha: Vicky? Why are you strapped up?
- Vicky: I'm here, because due to my immunity of possession of pure evil, I was being forced to work with that hideous Mandie, but I refused. That's why I'm here.
- Wanda: Hmm. You know, you could be of use to us to take her down.
- Vicky: And why should I do that?
- Chloe: Because if you don't, Mandie will take over all babysitting business and you won't be around for it.
- Vicky: What? No! That's my job!
- Timantha: If you want to continue on your torturous skills, you should form an alliance with us if you want Mandie out of the picture.
- Vicky: I like a challenge. Alright. (Wanda frees Vicky) So, what's the plan?
- (Dimmsdale)
- Timmy: Well, looks like we're gonna have ice cold sushi for dinner tonight.
- Ivan: I'll bet the girls are having a boring time without us.
- Sunny: Hey guys, you came just in time to help us.
- Poof: For what?
- Vicky: Taking down that sorry excuse for a dictator, Mandie.
- Timmy: Vicky?!
- (The boys make a battle pose)
- Timantha: Easy big brother, she's on our side... for now.
- Ivan: Um, okay. And what do you mean about Mandie?
- Neptunia: Look behind you.
- (the boys turn around and see Mandie and her mind controlled army)
- Mandie: Well, looks like you've decided to form a party.
- Vicky: And we're gonna crash yours.
- Mandie: (yawns) I'm bored already. Take them all down.
- (possessed females attack)
- Timantha: Split up!
- (the team splits up)
- (Cosmo and Astronov hide and see Mrs. Turner chasing Timantha)
- Timantha: Now mom, let's not do anything we'll regret.
- (Poof sneaks behind Mrs. Turner and spreads Cupid's love dust on her, her eyes stopped glowing and turned back to normal)
- Timantha: Mom! (hugs her mom) You're free!
- (Connie chasing after Chloe)
- Chloe: Mom, stop! It's me, Chloe!
- (Connie nearly destroy's her daughter until Sunny sneaks behind her and drops love dust on her and turned her back to normal)
- Chloe: Mommy!
- Connie: Chloe Mother Teresa Neil Armstrong Carmichael! What's going on here?
- Chloe: It's a complicated story. Right now, we need to get you out of here.
- (the team turns every female back to normal; Timmy turns and sees a possessed Tootie charging to him and grabs him)
- Tootie: You can't get away from me!
- Timmy: Wow, I've waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now, it's a complete bummer.
- Ivan: Which is saying something, considering it's coming from a girl who used to chase you all the time.
- (Vicky drops love dust on Tootie and she was turned back to normal)
- Tootie: Timmy? (hugs Timmy) Oh, thanks for saving me! (kisses Timmy on the cheek)
- Vicky: Oh, gross. Get a room.
- Mandie: I can't believe this. How am I gonna take over a planet now?
- Ivan: By leaving this one right now.
- Mandie: You got a better chance of taking me away if some weird creature with a hand for a head spits out a teacher, baby, alien and a dog and knocks me unconscious.
- (The creature from the swamp shows up and spits out Mr. Crocker, Foop, Dark Laser and Sparky who land and knock Mandie unconscious)
- Vicky: Wow, (breaks the fourth wall) serious deja vu.
- Crocker: Uh, laying on that monster's stomach made me feel nauseated.
- Dark Laser: Same here.
- Foop: If you guys need us, we'll be going home, plotting a different perspective on annihilating you all.
- (L.O.S.E.R.S. walk out)
- (The Turner's House)
- Timmy: Well, Mandie was taken back to her home planet and everything is normal again.
- Timantha: If we didn't get your help, Vicky, we all would have been slaves by now.
- Vicky: And now that the iron maiden is out of the way, whom would make a good Halloween costume for one of my friends, (pulls up her chainsaw) the babysitter will once again play!
- Wanda: (along with Neptunia and Sunny charges their wands with bored expressions) And... (blast Vicky away) we're done.
- Ivan: Boy, it sure was unexpected having a girls night out with Mandie showing up to ruin it.
- Chloe: Yeah, but it was quite obvious in retrospect.
- Neptunia: So, what did you guys do?
- Cosmo: Just a little fishing.
- Poof: Uh, is it getting cold in here?
- Astronov: Neptunia!
- Neptunia: C'mon, how bad could it be if it's too cold in...
- (the entire room froze)
- Wanda: Call the heat extinguisher.
- (Title Card ending)
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