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(The Turner's House, Timmy's parents are leaving)

Mr. Turner: We're off to work, Vicky will babysit you, you know the rest.

Mrs. Turner: Bye, Timmy!

(Timmy's parents leave)

Wanda: Vicky will be here in 3, 2, 1...

(Vicky comes in, worried)

Vicky: Twerp, you gotta help me!

Timmy: Let me guess, it's another one of your tricks?

Vicky: No, I mean it! I need your help!

Timmy: Really? Help you in what?

Vicky: This! (points to Tootie, who looks pale and sick)

Tootie: Hi, Timmy... (sneezes)

Timmy: Oh my, Tootie, you don't look so good.

Vicky: Well, duh. I'm not gonna torture anyone who is feeling sick, or else I'll end up being infected. So I need you to take care of my sister until she feels better.

Timmy: Why not heal her yourself?

Vicky: I would, but... I'm not very good in providing medicine.

Timmy: Forget it, Vicky! I'm not doing it.

Vicky: In that case, I'll tell your parents that you infected her!

Timmy: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

Vicky: Well, you better get going, twerp. You have to cure her before your parents come back! I'll be watching you... (leaves to another room)

Timmy: Do I really have to do this?

Wanda: Yes. Don't be such a selfish boy!

Poof: You gotta do what you gotta do.

Timmy: I guess you're both right. (to Tootie) Don't worry, Tootie, I'll take care of you! (to Cosmo and Wanda) I wish I was the best doctor in the world!

(Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands, DOCTOR POOF! Timmy is in a doctor outfit. He salutes)

Timmy: Dr. Turner to the rescue! I, Dr. Turner, do solemnly swear by the Sacred Bedpan to fix the patient and ease her wretched suffering, even until all hope is gone!

Tootie: (coughs) You're my only hope, Timmy... (hugs Timmy and tries to kiss him)

Timmy: (shoves Tootie aside) Don't kiss me, I'm sterile! (pulls out a bottle of medicine) Okay, it's time to take your medicine. (pours medicine into a spoon) That should be the right dosage. Now, open your mouth.

Tootie: (opens her mouth) Aaaah.

Timmy: Make sure to swallop every drop, but I'm warning you, this medicine may taste very icky. (puts the spoon into Tootie's mouth; she struggles to swallow the medicine and soon swallows it)

Tootie: Yuck, that's very icky tasting medicine! Almost as icky as my sister!

Timmy: I warned you.

Tootie: But, since you're my dream doctor, Timmy, I'm willing to take any kind of medicine, as long as it cures me!

Timmy: (chuckles nervously) We'll see.

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(montage of Timmy trying to cure Tootie in various ways, such as giving Tootie a massage, laying mustard plaster on Tootie's back and giving Tootie an injection while she looks at him; montage ends with Tootie in bed, looking slightly better. Timmy walks away)

Timmy: There, she'll be cured in no time.

Wanda: That's quite noble of you, Timmy.

Cosmo: Shhh, here comes Vicky!

(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof disguise themselves as goldfish; Vicky approaches Timmy)

Vicky: How's it going, twerp?

Timmy: She's almost cured.

Vicky: Oh, good... I seem to have caught the illness from her too!

(Vicky sneezes at Timmy; making him scream, fade to black; cut to Tootie in bed, waking up)

Tootie: Hmm... hey, I feel so much better! I feel like a million bucks! Thank you for curing me, Timmy! (Timmy doesn't respond) Timmy?

(camera pans over to Timmy in bed, looking pale and sick)

Tootie: Oh, no...

(Timmy's parents arrive)

Mr. Turner: We're home!

Mrs. Turner: Is Timmy okay?

Tootie: (coming downstairs with Timmy) No, I'm afraid. He's sick.

(Mr. Turner screams like a girl once he sees that his son is sick)

Mrs. Turner: How did this happen?

Timmy: Vicky infected me! (coughs)

Mr. Turner: (to Vicky) How dare you infect our son?! Begone, you kid-infecting babysitter! (pushes Vicky outside, closes the door) In that case, Tootie, you should babysit Timmy instead!

Tootie: Really? But I'm about the same age as him!

Mrs. Turner: We know. We would like for you to spend some quality time with our son. Here's the first aid kit! (hands Tootie a first aid kit)

Tootie: Hmm... (gets an idea) Don't worry, Timmy, I'll save you! Now it's my turn!

(Tootie dashes offscreen and returns dressed in a white nurse's hat and dress.)

Tootie: Nurse Tootie to the rescue!

Timmy: I wish it was Nurse Trixie instead...

(the fairies raise up their wands, but they make a raspberry noise)

Cosmo: Timmy, I'm afraid that Nurse Trixie's not available to miserable, unpopular boys.

Wanda: That, and it also interferes with true love.

Timmy: (turns to the audience with a worried expression and gulps nervously) If Tootie gives me a bubbly sponge bath, she better not let everyone see me! (sneezes)

(screen fades to black; ending title card)

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