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Dinkleberg Rivalry Origins/Quotes

(Prestonovich House)
(Ivan and Chloe playing Ping-Pong)
Chloe: This is going to be the best neighborhood party feast I've ever been too. In fact, the only one due to being uninvited thanks to my kindness to a radiation monster. (gets hit by a ping-pong ball)
Ivan: (picks Chloe up) I'm sure you'll be able to go to this one.
Neptunia: Yeah, that is if one of the neighbors don't try anything crazy due to his or her massive hatred towards another neighbor. Worst case scenario, Mr. Turner.
(Timmy and Timantha walk in angry)
Timmy and Timantha: Why can't Dad and Mr. Dinkleberg just get along?!
Astronov: You've really got the worst case scenario part right.
Sunny: What's the problem?
Timmy: Our dad's going to ruin the neighborhood party feast all because of his hatred towards Mr. Dinkleberg!
Timantha: I would give to go back in time and see how and why he hates him so much.
Cosmo: Perhaps we can. Why not just use Timmy's time scooter to travel back to your dad's and Mr. Dinkleberg's childhood, figure out the main source of their rivalry and put an end to it. That way, the neighborhood party feast won't have to be cancelled.
(short pause to everyone staring at Cosmo)
Astronov: Wow. Just...
Cosmo: It randomly comes when it goes.
Timmy: Well, if Cosmo's right, which he often isn't, we'll go back in time and stop my dad's and Mr. Dinkleberg's rivalry from happening, then we'll have a better neighborhood.
Cosmo: Why didn't I think of that?
(fairies poof Timmy's time scooter; everyone hops in)
Timmy: Okay, next stop, the 1970's!
(downloading time co-ordinance; a time stream opens, Timmy jumps on it)
(Dad clone, Dante pops up form Ivan's window)
Dante: Hmmm.... Looks like my creator wants to figure out his dad's origin of his rivalry towards Sheldon Dinkleberg. Looks like I'm too late to come along with. Yet, lucky for me, I was willing to "borrow" Hilda's time travel gun. (types on the weapon for co-ordinance and opens a portal) Okay, here I (jumps) gooooo!

(March 14, 1972; Dimmsdale Elementary)
Wanda: Here we are. March 14... 1972? Hmmm... I'm sensing a strange de ja vu.
Sunny: Hey, is that you guys over there?
Timmy: Yeah, that is us. That's when we were trying to fix Crocker's childhood.
Past Timmy: And there's Crocker! You were right, Cosmo. You were right?
Past Cosmo: Wow. One in a row. It's a new record!
Timmy: We better hide. We can't let them see us.
(everyone hides from past Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda)
Past Wanda: There's something familiar about that kid, I just can't put my wand in the right place.
Past Timmy: Look over there. It's my mom as a kid.
Young Nataliya: Push me higher, Sheldon! Higher!
Young Dinkleberg: Okay.
(Young Daran pass by with his skateboard with a scowl)
Young Daran: Mmmm! Dinkleberg!
(young Daran stops in the middle of the street; a giant truck appears)
Past Timmy: Look out, Dad!
Young Daran: My name's not dad. It's...
(truck honks the horn)
Young Daran: Aahhh!!!
(Young Crocker rescues young Daran)
Young Crocker: Take my hand if you wanna live! (grabs him by his hand to the sidewalk)
Young Waxelplax: Ooo, Denzel Crocker. He's groovy and so heroic.
Young Daran: (shakes hands) Thanks, Denzel Crocker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stare angrily at Dinkleberg.
Young Crocker: Let me help you with that.
(turns young Daran's eyebrows angry; young Daran angrily walks towards Dinkleberg)
Timmy: Okay, now's our change to find out my dad's hatred to Mr. Dinkleberg was all about.
Dante: Perhaps I can help too.
(kids and fairies scream)
Past Wanda: (heard) Anyone else heard that?
Past Cosmo: (heard) Must be random screaming form citizens around town for no apparent reason. This is the 1970's, you know.
Timmy: Dad? What are you... how did you...
Dante: Oh, I'm not your real dad, Timmy. I'm one of your created clones and former resident of the Planet of the Dad's. (pull up the back of his shirt with back hair spelling his name) see?
Timmy: Oh. Then, what are you doing here?
Dante: I too am curious of the origin of your father's constant hatred towards your next door neighbor, Sheldon Dinkleberg. So, I used this time travel weapon to back in time and find out why.
Timmy: Why are you curious to know the origin of my Dad's hatred of Dinkleberg, Dante. And where (points at the weapon) did you get that Time Travel Weapon.
Dante: Well, I've been aware of your father's hatred of Sheldon for quite sometime before moving to Earth and starting a new life as Mary Amber's teacher and working as chef in Sally's school.
Timmy: What, you know Sally Amber.
Dante: Yes. I work as chef in the Planet of the Dads before moving to Earth.
Chloe: Ah, where did you get that Time Travel Gun.
Dante: I got it from Aero.
Ivan: Well, your more than welcome to come with us.
Dante: Great.
Astronov: Looks like your past dad is following Mr. Dinkleberg inside the school.
Chloe: We better follow him and get more info.

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