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:'''Young Daran:''' Far out! A pudding cup!
 
:'''Young Daran:''' Far out! A pudding cup!
 
:''(Sheldon grabs it before Daran did; Daran makes a large gasp)''
 
:''(Sheldon grabs it before Daran did; Daran makes a large gasp)''
:'''Young Dinkleberg:''' Oh, I'm sorry. Did you wanted this pudding cup?
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:'''Young Dinkleberg:''' Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want this pudding cup?
 
:''(Daran still having his mouth wide open and stares blankly)''
 
:''(Daran still having his mouth wide open and stares blankly)''
 
:'''Young Dinkleberg:''' Daran? Daran? (waves his arm) Hello? (snap his finger) Well, I see that if you want me to have it that's cool.
 
:'''Young Dinkleberg:''' Daran? Daran? (waves his arm) Hello? (snap his finger) Well, I see that if you want me to have it that's cool.

Revision as of 18:57, 30 August 2018


Dinkleberg Rivalry Origins/Quotes

(Prestonovich House)
(Ivan and Chloe playing Ping-Pong)
Chloe: This is going to be the best neighborhood party feast I've ever been to. In fact, the only one due to being uninvited thanks to my kindness to a radiation monster. (gets hit by a ping-pong ball)
Ivan: (picks Chloe up) I'm sure you'll be able to go to this one.
Neptunia: Yeah, that is if one of the neighbors doesn't try anything crazy due to his or her massive hatred towards another neighbor. Worst case scenario, Mr. Turner.
(Timmy and Timantha walk in angry)
Timmy and Timantha: Why can't Dad and Mr. Dinkleberg just get along?!
Astronov: You've really got the worst case scenario part right.
Sunny: What's the problem?
Timmy: Our dad's going to ruin the neighborhood party feast all because of his hatred towards Mr. Dinkleberg!
Sunny: I've been thinking, since your dad has a massive hatred of Mr. Dinkleberg, then how is it that your dad never tried to kill him?
Timantha: That's too far. Our dad wouldn't kill Mr. Dinkleberg! He's not that deranged, right, big brother?
Timmy: Yeah.
Timantha: I would give to go back in time and see how and why he hates him so much.
Cosmo: Perhaps we can. Why not just use Timmy's time scooter to travel back to your dad's and Dinkleberg's childhood, figure out the main source of their rivalry and put an end to it? That way, the neighborhood party feast won't have to be cancelled.
(short pause to everyone staring at Cosmo)
Astronov: Wow. Just...
Cosmo: It randomly comes when it goes.
Timmy: Well, if Cosmo's right, which he often isn't, we'll go back in time and stop my dad's and Mr. Dinkleberg's rivalry from happening, then we'll have a better neighborhood.
Cosmo: Why didn't I think of that?
(fairies poof Timmy's time scooter; everyone hops in)
Timmy: Okay, next stop, the 1970's!
Cosmo: Wait, didn't Jorgen forbid you to travel to the 1970's?
Timmy: Yes, but that only applies to March of 1972, the month where Crocker lost his fairies twice on March 15. Once thanks to Cosmo's stupidity, and once again thanks to me trying to meddle in. But he's fine if we meddle in every other month of the year, as long as we don't interfere with the election of "President" McGovern.
Astronov: Timmy, I recently spoke to Jorgen, and for this one time, he allows us to travel back to that March when Crocker lost his fairies, as long as we don't interfere with the events of March 15th.
Timmy: Well, in that case, that's even better! Anyway, let's go!
(downloading time coordinates; a portal opens; Timmy and the gang on the time scooter drive though the portal)
(Dad's clone, Dante pops up from Ivan's window)
Dante: Hmmm.... Looks like my creator wants to figure out his dad's origin of his rivalry towards Sheldon Dinkleberg. Looks like I'm too late to come along with. Yet, lucky for me, I was willing to "borrow" Hilda's time travel gun. (types on the weapon for co-ordinance and opens a portal) Okay, here I (jumps) gooooo!

(March 14, 1972; Dimmsdale Elementary)
Wanda: Here we are. March 14... 1972? Hmmm... I'm sensing strange deja vu.
Sunny: Hey, is that you guys over there?
Timmy: Yeah, that is us. That's when we were trying to fix Crocker's childhood.
Past Timmy: And there's Crocker! You were right, Cosmo. You were right?
Past Cosmo: Wow. One in a row. It's a new record!
Timmy: We better hide. We can't let them see us.
(everyone hides from past Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda)
Past Wanda: There's something familiar about that kid, I just can't put my wand in the right place.
Past Timmy: Look over there. It's my mom as a kid.
Young Nataliya: Push me higher, Sheldon! Higher!
Young Dinkleberg: Okay.
(Young Daran pass by with his skateboard with a scowl)
Young Daran: Hmmm! Dinkleberg!
(young Daran stops in the middle of the street; a giant truck appears)
Past Timmy: Look out, Dad!
Young Daran: My name's not dad. It's...
(truck honks the horn)
Young Daran: Aahhh!!!
(Young Crocker rescues young Daran)
Young Crocker: Take my hand if you wanna live! (grabs him by his hand to the sidewalk)
Young Waxelplax: Ooo, Denzel Crocker. He's groovy and so heroic.
Young Daran: (shakes hands) Thanks, Denzel Crocker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stare angrily at Dinkleberg.
Young Crocker: Let me help you with that.
(turns young Daran's eyebrows angry; young Daran angrily walks towards Dinkleberg)
Timmy: Okay, now's our chance to find out what my dad's hatred to Mr. Dinkleberg was all about.
Dante: Perhaps I can help too.
(kids and fairies scream)
Past Wanda: (heard) Anyone else heard that?
Past Cosmo: (heard) Must be random screaming from citizens around town for no apparent reason. This is the 1970's, you know.
Timmy: Dad? What are you... how did you...
Dante: Oh, I'm not your real dad, Timmy. I'm one of your created clones and former resident of the Planet of the Dads. (pull up the back of his shirt with back hair spelling his name) see?
Timmy: Oh. Then, what are you doing here?
Dante: I too am curious of the origin of your father's constant hatred towards your next door neighbor, Sheldon Dinkleberg. So, I used this time travel weapon to go back in time and find out why.
Timmy: Why are you curious to know the origin of my Dad's hatred of Dinkleberg, Dante? And where (points at the weapon) did you get that weapon?
Dante: Well, I've been aware of your father's hatred of Sheldon for quite some time before moving to Earth and starting a new life as Mary Amber's teacher and working as a chef in Sally Amber's school.
Timmy: You know Sally?
Dante: Yes! I worked as a chef in the Planet of the Dads before moving to Earth. Also, I got the time travel gun from Aero.
Ivan: Well, then you're more than welcome to come with us.
Dante: Great!
Astronov: Looks like your past dad is following Dinkleberg inside the school.
Chloe: We better follow him and get more info.

(School Cafeteria)
(the gang remains hiding while spying on young Daran making a scowl behind young Dinkleberg while he was holding hands with young Nataliya)
Timmy: Just look at my dad, always making a scowl when Mr. Dinkleberg's not looking.
Chloe: I guess things never change between that situation.
Timantha: Hey, look. (camera points to three kids) That must be Trixie's dad and Veronica's parents as kids.
(everyone praising Liane)
Kids: We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
Young Liane: (sigh) Don't you just love being popular?
Johnathan: I sure do. If I had a kid, I hope he or she will be just as popular as us.
Matt: (looking at Catman comics) Definitely. And I hope that if I had kids, they'll be at the top of our league.
(everyone chanting for Johnathan to show them his shiny teeth)
Kids: Shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!
Johnathan: Well, okay, if you say so. (pulls out his shiny teeth and blinds Matt)
Matt: My eyes! My perfect blue eyes! (runs off)
Liane: So spazzy, and yet so cute.
Johnathan: If you ever have a daughter, I hope she'll have better luck than "Catman lover".
Liane: Oh, cut him some slack Johnathan. Besides, Catman is totally one of the greatest, grooviest TV shows ever to watch at this time. And if he wants to grow up to be just like his idol, Adam West, let him have it. (walks out)
Cosmo: And he did, (to Ivan and Timmy) thanks to you guys.
Neptunia: Hey, there's Principal Waxelplax.
Dante: And that must be Principal Woolworth as a kid.
Young Waxelplax: That Denzel Crocker sure was heroic.
Young Woolworth: Yeah, he is the best.
Young Waxelplax: I hope someday we'll get married and have a lovely place of our own.
Cosmo: (as he chuckles) Yeah, speak for yourself, toots.
Wanda: Shh. Past Daran's talking.
Young Daran: (still scowling at Dinkleberg) Look at him, talking and laughing with the love of my life.
(Young A.J. Sr and Martha sit next to young Daran)
Young A.J. Sr: Hey, Daran what's up?
Young Martha: Still in a rage at Sheldon about that pudding incident, huh?
Young Daran: Oh, you bet I am. Things will never be the same with Sheldon and me again!
Young A.J. Sr: Can't you just talk things out with him? You two are best friends.
Young Daran: Were best friends, until that fateful day.
(flashback to four days ago)
(the kids were standing in line picking up their cafeteria food; Daran and Sheldon appear)
Young Dinkleberg: Well, best friend, what do you say we grab the best food?
Young Daran: You said it, best friend.
(the two quickly grab as many food until a pudding cup was left)
Young Daran: Far out! A pudding cup!
(Sheldon grabs it before Daran did; Daran makes a large gasp)
Young Dinkleberg: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want this pudding cup?
(Daran still having his mouth wide open and stares blankly)
Young Dinkleberg: Daran? Daran? (waves his arm) Hello? (snap his finger) Well, I see that if you want me to have it that's cool.
Young Nataliya: (voice) Hello, boys! (on-screen) I've managed to save two seats for all three of us. Care to join?
Young Dinkleberg: We would love to.
(Sheldon walks near Nataliya and they both walk to their seat as Daran still in a frozen posture)
Young Dinkleberg: And I must say, Nataliya, you've got quite the groovy looking outfit.
Young Nataliya: Oh, Sheldon. You're so sensitive.
(close up to Daran's face as it slowly turns angry with veins on his forehead and his eyes turning bloodshot)
Young Daran: Dinkleberg!
(flashback over)
Young Martha: You can't be serious. Your friendship ended all because of one lousy pudding cup?
Young Daran: And walking away with my true love too! Things will never be the same with Dinkleberg and me ever again. Anyway, I better get to class. (walk out) Hope you two have a kid as smart as you two.
Young A.J. Sr: Thanks. See you at the Denzel Crocker Day Ceremony!
Young Daran: I will! See yah!
Timmy: That's it?! This whole thing started all because of one lousy pudding cup?! Are you kidding me?!
Ivan: How anticlimactic.
Timantha: Saving our best neighborhood party feast is going to be tougher than I thought.
(Timmy and the gang walk out of the school to the time scooter)
Wanda: Perhaps we should travel to the 80's and find out more.
Timmy: Yeah, my parents fell in love at the time they were in college. Let's go there.
Voice: Well, aren't you a groovy set of eyes to stare at all day?
All: (turning their heads) Huh?
(camera points to young Nicky and young Amisha)
Young Nicky: (to Timmy) I love you! You're really cute! I want to hold your hand and kiss you all day!
Ivan: Uh-oh. That must be Vicky and Tootie's mom Nicky as a kid.
Timmy: I got to run away from her. If young Nicky's in love with me, that'll really mess up our time. (runs away)
Young Nicky: Ooh, playing hard to get, huh? (drops her backpack) Watch over my backpack Amisha, I got a lover boy to chase. (chases after Timmy)
Amisha: Try not to eat him up too much if you catch my drift.
(Nicky chasing Timmy around town)
Young Nicky: You're adorable when you run away from me. I'll always love you no matter what!
Timmy: Now I know where Tootie gets it from!
(scene cuts to a young John and Vic)
Young Vic: Alright, little brother, I'm off babysitting. Don't be late for our little brotherly thing we're having later tonight.
Young John: (sarcastically) Yeah, yeah, three atomic wedgies, two noogies and an intimidation.
Young Vic: Don't be late. (walks out) See yah!
(Timmy still running from Nicky until she stops and spots John)
Young Nicky: Hey, you're cute!
Young John: You think so?
Young Nicky: I'll say.
Young John: Groovy.
(a time portal appears)
Young John: Far out! What's that?
(Timmy and the gang on the time scooter drive though the portal)
Timmy: (to Nicky as they enter the portal) Got to go! Hope we can still be friends!
(portal closes)

(March 15, 1982; Dimmsdale University)
Ivan: Wow, no wonder Tootie used to chase after Timmy before she became his permanent girlfriend! She learned it from her mom.
Timmy: Do you have to remind me? And please don't tell Tootie about this.
Chloe: We promise we won't tell anything to Tootie.
Timmy: Good.
Ivan: Anyway, we're in the 1980's!
Astronov: I just love this decade.
(hip-hop music plays in the distance; Astronov dances to it)
Neptunia: Honey, what are you doing?
Astronov: I'm dancing to hip-hop music. It became huge in the 80's.
Dante: As catchy as this music is, we're not here to dance, we're here to find out what Dinkleberg is up to.
Astronov: (stops dancing) Good point.

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