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:''(Beverly opens the door revealing Timmy, Ivan and Timantha)''
 
:''(Beverly opens the door revealing Timmy, Ivan and Timantha)''
 
:'''Beverly:''' Sorry, kids, visiting times aren't until weekends.
 
:'''Beverly:''' Sorry, kids, visiting times aren't until weekends.
:'''Timantha:''' We just need to have a work with Mr. Indigo.
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:'''Timantha:''' We just need to have a word with Mr. Indigo.
 
:'''Charles:''' Timmy! I've been told in the nick of time you'd be here.
 
:'''Charles:''' Timmy! I've been told in the nick of time you'd be here.
 
:'''Beverly:''' You know these children, Charles?
 
:'''Beverly:''' You know these children, Charles?
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:'''Car:''' You may call me Stuttgarter.
 
:'''Car:''' You may call me Stuttgarter.
 
:'''Cleftina:''' And it talks!
 
:'''Cleftina:''' And it talks!
:'''Stuttgarter:''' I am equipped with the latest and capable skills to help you out on the road. My most useful trait is my cloaking device with which will allow me to hide my true form and disguise myself as another vehicle, like a truck, a luxury sedan or a police car anything you want.
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:'''Stuttgarter:''' I am equipped with the latest and capable skills to help you out on the road. My most useful trait is my cloaking device with which will allow me to hide my true form and disguise myself as another vehicle, like a truck, a luxury sedan or a police car, anything you want.
:'''Beverly:''' But be careful, one dent on this poor thing can malfunction its clocking mechanism.
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:'''Beverly:''' But be careful, one dent on this poor thing can malfunction its cloking mechanism.
 
:'''Captain:''' We'll keep that in mind.
 
:'''Captain:''' We'll keep that in mind.
 
:''(the supers hop on Stuttgarter)''
 
:''(the supers hop on Stuttgarter)''
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:'''Bronze Kneecap:''' Oh, sorry. And the ladies too.
 
:'''Bronze Kneecap:''' Oh, sorry. And the ladies too.
 
:'''H2Olga:''' Better. (points at Cleft) Make him pay!
 
:'''H2Olga:''' Better. (points at Cleft) Make him pay!
:''(the villains slowly walk toward Cleft)''
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:''(the villains slowly walk towards Cleft)''
 
:'''Cleft:''' Wait! I'm not the enemy here.
 
:'''Cleft:''' Wait! I'm not the enemy here.
 
:''(the villains were confused)''
 
:''(the villains were confused)''
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:''(scene cuts to Cleft and the super villains gather around as Cleft make drawings on the sand diverting a plan to break out of prison)''
 
:''(scene cuts to Cleft and the super villains gather around as Cleft make drawings on the sand diverting a plan to break out of prison)''
 
:'''Announcer:''' With the help of the most dastardly criminals of Chincinnati, Cleft converted a plan to make his way out of prison to in order to clear is good name.
 
:'''Announcer:''' With the help of the most dastardly criminals of Chincinnati, Cleft converted a plan to make his way out of prison to in order to clear is good name.
:''(Cleft gives out signals to the villains and they separated sticking their parts of the escape; two guards was blocking the walls until Spatula Woman pulls out her leg and reveals herself waving hello attracting them; while the guards were distracted, Gilded Arches and Brass Knuckles knocked them out; everyone opens the door which leads to a tunnel)''
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:''(Cleft gives out signals to the villains and they separated sticking their parts of the escape; two guards were blocking the walls until Spatula Woman pulls out her leg and reveals herself, waving hello and attracting them; while the guards were distracted, Gilded Arches and Brass Knuckles knocked them out; everyone opens the door, which leads to a tunnel)''
 
:'''Announcer:''' Without hesitation, (Cleft and the villains crawled inside the tunnel) Cleft and the villains must crawl their way to freedom through five hundred yards of foulness that I can't even imagine.
 
:'''Announcer:''' Without hesitation, (Cleft and the villains crawled inside the tunnel) Cleft and the villains must crawl their way to freedom through five hundred yards of foulness that I can't even imagine.
:''(everyone made it out of the tunnel and they raise their arms enjoying the freedom as it was raining, until it stopped for a few seconds and the sun quickly rise)''
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:''(everyone made it out of the tunnel and they raise their arms enjoying the freedom as it was raining, until it stopped for a few seconds and the sun quickly rised up)''
:'''Cleft:''' Well, that was anti-climatic.
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:'''Cleft:''' Well, that was anti-climactic.
 
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:'''Cleftina:''' You know, I thought your escape would be a little longer.
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:'''Captain:''' Well, no matter, we must find Zinc Stomach and put a stop to his plans!
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:'''General:''' Luckily, our car has a cloaking device, so we'll disguise it as a prison truck, put you all in and be on our...''(there's an empty space where Stuttgarter used to be parked)'' way?
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:'''Cleft:''' Hey, where did the Stuttgarter go?
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:'''Assistant:''' Maybe he turned invisible? ''(walks up to where Stuttgarter was parked, attempts to touch where the car was parked, but ends up falling on the ground)'' Hmm, I didn't know invisibility meant that you can't touch the car.
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:'''Ace:''' The Stuttgarter's gone!
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:'''General:''' Well, can't I just wish to have the car back?
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:''(Captain Astronov and Assistant Neptunia raise their wands; raspberry)''
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:'''Cleft:''' Oh, that's just great! Any minute now, the cops are gonna notice we've escaped, we don't have a getaway car, and we can't even wish it back!
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:'''Clefto:''' It's a good thing Beverly Boulevard isn't here to see this.
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:'''Bronze Kneecap:''' Wait! I have a getaway car of my own. ''(points to a weird luxury sedan)''
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:'''General:''' Mind if we take it?
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:'''Bronze Kneecap:''' Yes, I do mind. You're too young to drive, anyway!
   
 
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Revision as of 09:44, 3 July 2020


Crimson Chaos/Quotes

(Ivan and his parents park to the driveway of their home; the Prestonovichs get out of the car)
Ivan: Hey, mom, next time we travel, think you can show me how to fill up the gas?
Mrs. Prestonovich: Sure, I'll even let you drive.
Ivan: (excited) Really?
Mrs. Prestonovich: Yeah, when you're 16.
Ivan: Funny, mom.
Mrs. Prestonovich: I mean it, сынок (son), the day I can trust you to drive wherever you want is the day you get a full-fledged licence.
Ivan: (sigh) Ладно (Okay). (walks to his room)
(Ivan close the door to his room when he noticed Timmy and Timantha was in his room which gave him a jump scare; Timmy, Timantha and their fairies wave hello)
Ivan: You know, there is such a thing about entering a house normally.
Timmy: Not when you have magical fairies! So, are you ready?
Ivan: For what?
Timantha: The latest issue of the Crimson Chin comics!
(everyone takes a peak at the comic)
Wanda: Wow! Look at the sparking cleanliness of that bank. Though I wish I could say the same with your room, Ivan. Horrid spider-webs, molded ice-cream cones, disgusting yellow and blue dust bunnies...
Neptunia: Hey! (turns to normal along with Astronov) We resent that!
Timantha: Uh, why are you two disguised as dust bunnies?
Astronov: This is the best we could conceal ourselves with what little magic we have until our new wands are delivered.
Cosmo: At least you weren't face-cake.
Timmy: Anyway, back to the comics. (eyes wide open) Oh, no! No, no, no, no!
Poof: What is it?
Timmy: I've been framed!
All: What?!
Astronov: But, who in the comics would want to frame you?... I mean, Cleft?... I mean,... you know.
Cosmo: Let's see, (raise his wand and poof up a magic swirl showing the villains one-by-one as he names them out loud) who would be the best villain to frame Cleft? The Nega-Chin, the Bronze Kneecap, Spatula Woman, Country Boy, Gilded Arches, the Golden Gut, Iron Lung, (everyone makes a deadpan look as Cosmo is still going on) the Copper Cranium, the Brass Knuckles, the Titanium Toenail, H2Olga...
Wanda: Okay, Cosmo, we get it. But, I don't think none of those villains are involved.
Cosmo: Not even Mike and Craig, the evil living building and trash can?
Timmy: No, this is a totally different villain.
(camera shows a close look at the new villain but in a shadow figure)
Timmy: But I can't I.D. the man.
Neptunia: Or woman.
Timmy: This call for some investigation. I wish we all in our superhero forms and were in Chincinnati!
(POOF)

(everyone appear in Chincinnati with their superhero costumes on)
General: Any clue as to what happens in this issue, Timmy?
Cleft: No idea, this is a new comic. But we need to think of a plan to clear my name.
Assistant Neptunia: I'm sure we have plenty of time. It's not like everyone in town is quickly going to see you as a criminal and chase you out of town.
Female Citizen: It's that thieving criminal, Cleft!
Male Citizen: Chase him out of town!
(the citizens chase after Cleft and the others; the supers hide in an ally and see the citizens believing their still chasing Cleft)
Puppy Poof: What are we going to do?
Announcer: Without hesitation, Cleft and the general's sidekicks use their magic to turn them back to regular form from the real world.
General: What are you mean by that, Mr. Announcer?
Announcer: They're looking for Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder, not his alter-ego. Duh!
Cleft: Hmmm... good point. I wish we were back to our normal selves!
(the fairies raise their wands to turn them back to normal;NORMAL POOF!)
(Timmy, Timantha and Ivan walk out of the ally; the mob ran right toward Timmy and the others tired)
Male Citizen #2: Who would've thought chasing a has-been superhero would wore you down? (sees Timmy) Wait! That hair, and those big blue eyes, and that huge buck-teeth.
Timmy: (sweating) Uhh...
Female Citizen: (pulls out a wanted sign of Cleft) Have you seen Cleft the Boy Chin Blunder?
Timantha: He went that way!
(the mob believing Timantha's lie ran to where she was pointing)
(the fairies come out in plain sight)
Wanda: That was a close one.
Astronov: So, what now?
Timmy: Well, the first order of business is to find the Chin, who I can assume is at the Daily Blabbity.
Ivan: He must be at the top of the building. We'll never get there on foot with a crowd of paranoid citizens looking for you... eh, Cleft.
Timmy: Yeah, or (camera zooms out) we could just go to the next panel. (hop on the next panel)
(everyone else jumped onto the next panel and follow Timmy)
Ivan: Or that... can be arranged.
Announcer: In desperate need of assistance, Timmy and his friends make their way to the top of the workplace of Charles Hampton Indigo, aka, famed superhero himself, the Crimson Chin!
Neptunia: Say, how come you always give out cryptic advice on how to save the comic world, but never physically help out on the problem?
Announcer: Hey, I'm just an announcer, not a miracle worker.

(Timmy, Ivan and Timantha open the door to Charles' office; Charles was working awfully fast on paperwork with Beverly Boulevard observing)
Beverly: I must say, Charles, I am impressed of your working progress. You're like a super typing 120 words a minute.
Charles: Super? Me? Not in a million years, Beverly.
(door knocks)
Beverly: I got it!
(Beverly opens the door revealing Timmy, Ivan and Timantha)
Beverly: Sorry, kids, visiting times aren't until weekends.
Timantha: We just need to have a word with Mr. Indigo.
Charles: Timmy! I've been told in the nick of time you'd be here.
Beverly: You know these children, Charles?
Charles: Uh, yeah... (hesitating) they... are...
Timmy: I'm Timmy and this is Timantha. We're... uh... Charles Indigo's regular chin sized nephew and niece.
(Beverly makes a questionable look)
Timantha: Twice removed.
Ivan: And I'm their best friend.
Beverly: Why Charles, I had know idea what a family man you are. (place her left elbow on Charles' right shoulder) I find that attractive in a man.
Charles: (flirt) There are lots of things you don't know about me.
(Timmy, Ivan and Timantha stick their tongues out making a gag look towards each other)
Timmy: Wait, you said that you've been told that we'd be here, right?
Charles: Of course. (moves aside) A fellow super told me.
(Remy Buxaplenty in a new super outfit)
Timmy: (quietly) Remy Buxaplenty? Uhh... excuse us. (shoves Remy) We would like to ask this famed super kid for an autograph. (close the door) What are you doing here, Buxaplenty? Come back to play Cleft cosplay again? Wait a minute, are you the one who framed me?!
Remy: No, no, no! Relax, Turner! The imposter Cleft that you knew is no more. Now I am (background appear with his name) Vault, the Rich Chin Wonder!
Timantha: Vault, huh? Well, I'm relieved to hear that you didn't frame Timmy. I'm guessing your powers include manipulating the bad guys with money which I can assume is in your utility chin?
Vault: All that and more. And just like you, Cleft, I too have a sidekick who does a little butt kicking for me if I'm in need of assistance. (pulls out Juandissimo as a dollar) Isn't that right, Juandissimo? Or should I say...
(Juandissimo in magic aurora form swirls around until he reveals his new superhero identity)
Juandissimo: The Masked Musketeer! (strike a pose while Spanish music plays showing his name behind him)
Astronov: (twitching angrily) Ma... Ma... Ma...
Musketeer: I have (poof up a dummy behind him) keen ears when our foes are on approach. (stealth kick the dummy) The speed of a cheetah (runs around quickly and back), and superhuman strength, which is relevant of my own frame as a non super, but you get the point.
Ivan: What brings you here?
Vault: I came to lend a helping hand. You in your super form has been framed, right?
Timmy: Yeah. There's a new super villain on the ropes and we're trying to figure out who it is.
Vault: (pulls out a picture of the Super Villain) His name is Zinc Stomach. He has the power to digest anything from food to metal, and fire it out of the tube at the top of his suit. He was once a professional chef who turned mad after his termination from his job after nearly poisoning the customers.
Musketeer: Now he's taking it out on Cleft and framing him for his recent crimes.
Wanda: That's terrible!
Cosmo: Yeah, Timmy would never make something that doesn't look like poison but taste like it at the same time. This guy should take cooking lessons from Timmy's mom reversing his technique.
Ivan: (looks at Zinc's profile) Ha! Says here he's often played for by everyone by his name. Even the villains agree with that.
Vault: I wouldn't underestimate him. He may look like a laughing stock by his name, but he's really dangerous. He'll stop at nothing to get everyone who laughed at him their attention. (pulls out his copy of the comic) And it says here that he's currently hiding out in his abandoned restaurant.
Neptunia: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's all just make our way there and kick his butt.
Timmy: I don't think it's that simple, Neptunia. It says here that his hideout his heavily secured. Not even our own superpowers can outfox his wits.
Poof: So, what's the plan?
Timmy: He want's attention, right? Well, we're going to give him the attention he deserves.
(everyone huddles up)
Timmy: Here's what we're going to do.

(Timmy, Timantha, Ivan and their fairies in their super form in Charles' office)
Charles: So, the Zinc Stomach is back with a vengeance, eh? And if he think he wants to frame my sidekick for his crimes, he'd better think twice!
Cleft: Which is why I got the perfect plan. (whistles)
(Beverly shows up with a German sports car)
Beverly: With some help from my mechanics, I converted my car into a crime-fighting car specifically designed for average superheroes with no superpowers.
General Ivan: Wow, built-in scanners, gadget vendor, boxing gloves. Now this is a car!
Car: You may call me Stuttgarter.
Cleftina: And it talks!
Stuttgarter: I am equipped with the latest and capable skills to help you out on the road. My most useful trait is my cloaking device with which will allow me to hide my true form and disguise myself as another vehicle, like a truck, a luxury sedan or a police car, anything you want.
Beverly: But be careful, one dent on this poor thing can malfunction its cloking mechanism.
Captain: We'll keep that in mind.
(the supers hop on Stuttgarter)
General: Think I can drive you sometime?
Stuttgarter: Sure, when you're 16.
Beverly: Captain Astronov and Assistant Neptunia, I hope you'll enjoy the car. And please, look after it.
Assistant: Let's ride!
(Assistant Neptunia drives Stuttgarter)
Charles: If I did a TV show on rare and expensive cars, the Stuttgarter would be a good addition to my collection.

(Stuttgarter was spinning in circles until he was safely parked between two cars)
Stuttgarter: Next time you decide to drive, please don't put Assistant Neptunia behind the wheel.
Captain: (eyes spinning) Noted.
Clefto: (teeth chattering) Are you sure about going in... there?
(Chincinnati prison; lightning crackles with the thunder clouds floating above the prison)
Cleft: I'm sure of it, Clefto. It's all part of the plan.
Ace: (as Cleft makes his way inside) Be careful, sport.
(Cleft kicks the front door open; the cops saw Cleft and surrounded him; Cleft bend down on his knees and promptly surrenders)
Cleft: Okay, you got me, coppers. I'll go without a fight.
Announcer: (as Cleft takes his mugshot and was being taken to the prison backyard) If Zinc Stomach needs to be stopped, Cleft, as part of his plan to turn himself in would need the help of some... unlikely allies.
(inside the backyard, Cleft encounters the Crimson Chin's foes)
Bronze Kneecap: So, the so called famous sidekick decided to greet us in person of his very first crime. Gather around everyone, let's give the kid a little play time.
(Cleft gulps)

(back outside where General Ivan and the others are still with Stuttgarter in the parking lot)
General: I sure hope Timmy knows what he's doing.
Assistant: Yeah, otherwise, those inmates will give him no mercy. No pressure though.
(the prison backyard; the Bronze Kneecap, Country Boy, Iron Lung, Copper Cranium, Brass Knuckles, Gilded Arches, Titanium Toenail and Golden Gut walk toward Cleft)
Brass Knuckles: We all got a score to settle with you.
Iron Lung: Yeah, taking you down here in prison is going to be a real blowout.
Titanium Toenail: Just stick to the fighting, Iron Lung. Leave the comedy to the professionals.
(Cleft backs up until he slip on a pile of water; the water rise revealing to be H2Olga and stood right next to Spatula Woman)
Spatula Woman: Aw, gee Olga, you gave little Cleftie a boo boo slipping on water.
Gilded Arches: He's going to get a lot worse when we all get a piece of him.
(the villains surround Cleft)
Copper Cranium: I'm going to enjoy this. (bend down) Batter up!
(Copper spring his large helmet on Cleft but he missed as Cleft makes a high jump and it hits the Golden Gut barley phasing him as it reflects back on Copper)
Golden Gut: Hey, watch it! I just had the warden polished my gut earlier this morning!
Country Boy: Now he's done gone gonna get it!
Bronze Kneecap: Let's get him, boys!
Spatula Woman and H2Olga: (tapping their feet) Ahem!
Bronze Kneecap: Oh, sorry. And the ladies too.
H2Olga: Better. (points at Cleft) Make him pay!
(the villains slowly walk towards Cleft)
Cleft: Wait! I'm not the enemy here.
(the villains were confused)
Cleft: Sure, C.C. and I kicked your butts countless of times, but we didn't technically lock you up here.
Country Boy: Can't argue with that.
Gilded Arches: You're just lucky our anger today was meant taken out by that good for nothing crook, Zinc Stomach. If he haven't framed us for his crimes we all wouldn't be here by now!
Spatula Woman: Yeah, and hate me for saying this, but I prefer to have the Chin and Chin Jr here to put me here than that wannabe loser.
Cleft: Wait. Were all of you framed by the same bad guy?
Villains: Yes.
Golden Gut: He framed me for stealing all the pancakes mix in the Chincinnati Bistro. That place had the most tastiest pancakes in town, it makes you feel like you're already full. And yes, (look down at his gut) I am aware if the irony.
H2Olga: He once filled up half the city with water framing me and afterward having the nerve to ask me out.
Brass Knuckles: And I suppose you have a good reason why you're here, kid.
Cleft: Well, you all might laugh at me for asking this, but I'm going to need your help to take down Zinc.
(a few seconds of silence and the villains laugh)
Cleft: Hey, I'm serious. And in case you forgotten, (take off his mask) I'm a kid from the real world outside this comic book and I can tear this issue into pieces with you all in it.
Iron Lung: Wow, seeing it on his point of view, that actually sounds kinda dark.
Cleft: If we all work together, we can bust out of here. And once we're done with Zinc Stomach, you can all feel free to go back to kicking my butt whenever you feel like it.
Bronze Kneecap: Hmmm... The old "enemy of my enemy is my friend" speech. Okay, you got a deal.
(scene cuts to Cleft and the super villains gather around as Cleft make drawings on the sand diverting a plan to break out of prison)
Announcer: With the help of the most dastardly criminals of Chincinnati, Cleft converted a plan to make his way out of prison to in order to clear is good name.
(Cleft gives out signals to the villains and they separated sticking their parts of the escape; two guards were blocking the walls until Spatula Woman pulls out her leg and reveals herself, waving hello and attracting them; while the guards were distracted, Gilded Arches and Brass Knuckles knocked them out; everyone opens the door, which leads to a tunnel)
Announcer: Without hesitation, (Cleft and the villains crawled inside the tunnel) Cleft and the villains must crawl their way to freedom through five hundred yards of foulness that I can't even imagine.
(everyone made it out of the tunnel and they raise their arms enjoying the freedom as it was raining, until it stopped for a few seconds and the sun quickly rised up)
Cleft: Well, that was anti-climactic.

Cleftina: You know, I thought your escape would be a little longer.
Captain: Well, no matter, we must find Zinc Stomach and put a stop to his plans!
General: Luckily, our car has a cloaking device, so we'll disguise it as a prison truck, put you all in and be on our...(there's an empty space where Stuttgarter used to be parked) way?
Cleft: Hey, where did the Stuttgarter go?
Assistant: Maybe he turned invisible? (walks up to where Stuttgarter was parked, attempts to touch where the car was parked, but ends up falling on the ground) Hmm, I didn't know invisibility meant that you can't touch the car.
Ace: The Stuttgarter's gone!
General: Well, can't I just wish to have the car back?
(Captain Astronov and Assistant Neptunia raise their wands; raspberry)
Cleft: Oh, that's just great! Any minute now, the cops are gonna notice we've escaped, we don't have a getaway car, and we can't even wish it back!
Clefto: It's a good thing Beverly Boulevard isn't here to see this.
Bronze Kneecap: Wait! I have a getaway car of my own. (points to a weird luxury sedan)
General: Mind if we take it?
Bronze Kneecap: Yes, I do mind. You're too young to drive, anyway!

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