Blonda Way or Another/Quotes
- (Jorgen appears in Timmy's room)
- Ivan: Hey, Jorgen, what's eating you?
- Jorgen: I thought I'd crash in here and watch TV on here.
- Timmy: Sure, you can watch TV here.
- Jorgen: Thank you. (poofs up a TV, and plugs it into the socket) Hope this TV has good reception. (The TV flickers on to fizzing soda, fade to a fairy in a full body suit, who poofs up cola cans to three other fairies)
- Singers: DAMPSIMAAAN!
- Announcer: Dampsi - the most magically delicious cola in Fairy World!
- Ivan: These Fairy World commercials are weird.
- (Commercial ends and the program Fairytainment Tonite comes on)
- Fairy Hart: Welcome to Fairytainment Tonite. I'm Fairy Hart.
- Bob Glimmer: And I'm Bob Glimmer. Today we've got good news and bad news regarding the the popular TV show All My Biceps. First, the good news: the creators of the show announced they're planning to introduce a new character into the show.
- Fairy Hart: The bad news is that the actor who played Dr. Poof Everwish quit the show due to a disagreement with the staff and his character was retired.
- Astronov: I can understand how that would be bad news, but to tell you the truth, I kind of hated Dr. Poof Everwish.
- Wanda: Same here.
- Fairy Hart: But, not to worry, because All My Biceps is also hosting an open casting call for fairy actors to play the replacement doctor.
- Ivan: An open casting call for fairy actors? I don't see what's so special about that.
- Jorgen: (pulls out a magazine cover) Ever heard of Blonda, Wanda's identical, but somewhat hotter sister?
- Ivan: (amazed, hearts surround him) No, but she looks pretty!
- Poof: Who's Blonda?
- Jorgen: She's the main star of All My Biceps, and plays the role of a stern, lovable nurse. She's holding the audition right now!
- Ivan: Timmy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- (Wanda sighs)
- Timmy: You're going to Fairywood to star in All My Biceps?
- Ivan: Yeah, me and Poof.
- Cosmo: But you're a human, you can't go there!
- Ivan: That's right. And that's why I wish to be a fairy, so that I could become one of the greatest fairy soap opera actors.
- (Ivan's fairies raised their wands; raspberry)
- Ivan: Huh? What's with the raspberry?
- Neptunia: Hey, don't blame us, blame Da Rules!
- Ivan: Why didn't I turn into a fairy?
- Astronov: You see, Ivan, Da Rules state that wishing yourself into a fairy is not possible, unless you saved Fairy World, which, last time I checked, you did 0 times.
- Timmy: Allow me. I wish Ivan was a fairy!
- (Wanda sighs, Timmy's fairies raise their wands, FAIRY POOF; Ivan has turned into a fairy)
- Ivan: Can I take Poof too?
- Wanda: Why?
- Cosmo: Because, Wanda, Poof has never met your sister before. This could be a good chance for him to get to know his aunt! Maybe he could star as a new character in the show! Look, Poof met my brother Schnozmo, so why not introduce him to his aunt, Blonda?
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