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:'''Both Timmys:''' (split-screen) Gelatin. |
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Latest revision as of 17:02, 8 August 2020
Blast from the... Past?/Quotes
- (Turner's House)
- (Timmy and his fairies watching TV)
- (Ivan, Chloe and their fairies walked through Timmy's door)
- Ivan: Hey guys.
- Timmy and Poof: (in unison) Hey.
- Cosmo: (in unison) What's up?
- Wanda: (in unison) Hello.
- Ivan: I wanted to get this thought out of my mind and... think you can show me the time you've got your fairies?
- Timmy: I'd be glad to. I was planning on time traveling next week, but now's a good time as any. (walks to his closet and opens it, pulling out his time scooter)
- Ivan: Sweet, we get to use your time scooter again.
- Chloe: Cool. Might as well make some upgrades for my bike when we get back.
- Timmy: (jumps on his scooter) Hop on guys.
- (Ivan and Chloe hop on to the sided seats)
- Wanda: Batteries to power...
- Cosmo: Oh! Wait. I wanna say it this time, Wanda.
- Wanda: Oh, go ahead.
- Cosmo: Batteries to power...
- (Timmy presses the power button)
- Cosmo: Turbines to speed...
- (Ivan and Chloe pulls the lever)
- Cosmo: And... kick it homies!
- Timmy: Say it right.
- Cosmo: Blast off.
- (Kids and fairies fly through the time warphole)
- (The Past)
- Wanda: Well, here we are.
- (camera shows Timmy's house)
- Timmy: That's weird. It looks like my house, but... different.
- (everyone walks near a window and see the past Turners and Vicky talking)
- Past Dad: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
- Past Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! I just love Timmy. We're gonna be best pals! (grabs Timmy) Right, Timmy?
- Past Timmy: Oxygen... darkness!
- Past Vicky: Have fun at the movies! Bye! (her loving smile changes to a nasty-looking scowl as she shuts the door) All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way. 2) Go to bed early. 3) Do the dishes.
- Past Timmy: Mom told you to do 'em!
- Past Vicky: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? (holds up a magazine titled "Chix")
- Past Timmy: That's not mine! Mom will never believe you.
- Sunny: Not to sound offensive, but what is up with your voice, Timmy?
- Neptunia: Yeah, you sound like someone who's about to give up a huge opportunity.
- Timmy: That's probably nothing.
- Chloe: And you should've heard Vicky's voice.
- Ivan: She sure sounded a lot less violent than she is now.
- Timmy: It was the violence in the Dungeon Channel that made her act more aggressive.
- Past Vicky: (chuckles) Oh, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house! Just ask my little brother! (dials on the phone)
- (to present Timmy and the others as the past Vicky's brother is heard screaming)
- Chloe: Brother? I don't remember Vicky having a brother. Unless...
- Neptunia: Vicky's brother is actually Tootie.
- Timmy: WHAT?! (imagines Tootie as a boy with short hair, wearing Tootie's clothes, holding makeup and a pigtails wig) So my girlfriend that stalked me was actually a boy this entire time? (screams in disgust)
- Ivan: Quiet! (to Neptunia) Stop traumatizing Timmy!
- Neptunia: I didn't mean it that way!
- Ivan: This is not a good time for joking. If I had to guess, Vicky lied about having a brother.
- Astronov: I better check her house. (poofs up X-ray binoculars, looks through Vicky's house and sees past Tootie) Ivan, you're right, Vicky did lie about having a brother.
- Cosmo: Oh, here comes your past self. Boy you sure looked exhausted.
- Past Timmy: Hey, you ate all the pizza!
- Past Vicky: Relax, runt. I saved you a piece. (holds up one with anchovies)
- (to present Timmy and the others as the past Timmy screams off-screen)
- Ivan: Ehh! I've never liked anchovies either. Makes me throw up every time I take a bite out of it.
- Astronov: Looks like Vicky's dragging you to your room.
- Timmy: Might want to take a look.
- (fairies turn their godchildren and themselves into birds, and fly up to Timmy's bedroom window and see the past Timmy lying on his bed with a frozen face.)
- Wanda: Still thinking of those anchovies, I see?
- Timmy: Three, two, one.
- (Past Vicky drenches a bucket of water on Past Timmy)
- Past Vicky: Good, you're awake. Wouldn't want you to miss your bedtime!
- Past Timmy: But I'm not tired!
- Past Vicky: Oh, we could watch your favorite television show, The World of Lip Gloss! It's on the Makeup Channel.
- Past Timmy: That's your favorite show!
- Past Vicky: Oh, so it is! (laughs evilly and leaves the room)
- Past Timmy: Very funny! (slams door and gets out his Magic 9-Ball) Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? (reading answer) Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb!
- (throws his Magic 9-Ball to the wall)
- Timmy: And here comes the moment that changed everything.
- (A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda)
- Past Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
- Past Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
- Past Wanda: I'm Wanda!
- Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
- Past Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?
- Past Timmy: I think I'm calling the cops.
- Past Wanda: Hold it, tiger! (poofs up a stopping line) You can't tell anyone about us.
- Past Cosmo: If you do, we'll just go away forever.
- Past Timmy: Why?
- Past Wanda: Well, that's what the rulebook says. (poofs up Da Rules and it lands on Timmy) Oops, sorry.
- Past Cosmo: There's lots of rules, Timmy.
- Past Timmy: Why are you here?
- Past Cosmo: We want to help you! We're magic! Ooh! Magic! Ooh!
- Past Wanda: We grant wishes! (chuckles)
- Chloe: Wow! Cosmo. You and your voice sounded pretty... intelligent.
- Cosmo: I wonder what went wrong.
- Poof: Oh, shh. It's Vicky.
- Past Vicky: What's with the fish?
- Past Timmy: Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish!
- Past Vicky: Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!
- Past Timmy: No!
- Past Cosmo: Should we do something?
- Past Wanda: Well, he's got to wish for it first!
- Past Cosmo: Ooh, I hate that rule.
- Past Wanda: I'm calling a union meeting.
- Past Vicky: I want these disgusting creatures out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them! (exits)
- Wanda: And here comes the sarcasm.
- Past Wanda: [sarcastically] Sweet girl.
- Past Cosmo: I love her fangs.
- Cosmo: (laughs) I'll never forget the day I said that.
- Astronov: Quiet! They'll hear you.
- Wanda: Here comes your very first wish, Sport.
- Past Timmy: Then I wish for one thing -
- Both Timmys: (split-screen) Gelatin.
- (Quick cut to Vicky relaxing in the bathtub. The water turns into gelatin, much to her horror)
- Past Cosmo: You always were great with dessert! (he and Wanda giggle)
- Past Timmy: Whipped cream! (the shower head squirts it on Vicky) Cherry! (a giant one lands on Vicky as she tries to sneak out of the tub)
- Sunny: Uh, anyone else notice her lipstick dissapeared?
- Past Timmy: That's great! Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
- Past Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?
- Past Wanda: Of course, Stallion.
- (Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake)
- Past Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
- Past Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
- Past Cosmo: (Looking at his wand) I gotta get this thing fixed!
- Ivan: Still had a messed up wand, huh?
- (Past Snake Vicky chases past Timmy)
- Past Wanda: Timmy, wish for something!
- Past Timmy: I wish she was a fly! (Past C&W turn her into one and give Timmy a flyswatter) Thank you.
- Past Vicky: Aaaaahhhhh! (flies away and backs onto the freezer door)
- Past Timmy: Frostbite!
- (C&W come out of the freezer as polar bears and scare Vicky)
- Past Cosmo: Anything else, Timmy?
- Past Timmy: Here's a wish list.
- Past C&W: Ooooooh.
- Past Vicky: (now back to normal) You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!
- Past Wanda: (sits on Vicky, as a giant baby) Goo goo!
- Past Cosmo: (as Groucho Marx) That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
- Past Vicky: Help!
- Past Cosmo: Sorry! The secret word was pie! (throws a pie in Vicky's face)
- (Vicky screams and runs off, then stops and sees she's in a belly of a whale, actually a transformed Cosmo. She screams again and jumps out of him)
- Past Cosmo: Sorry, is it my breath?
- (Past Vicky swims for her life and is suddenly turned into an astronaut. Cosmo and Wanda come zapping her in colored spaceships)
- Past Vicky: Yikes!
- Past Wanda: (wearing a Darth Vader costume) The force is strong with this one!
- Past Cosmo: (wearing the same) I am your father! I always wanted to say that.
- Cosmo: Don't you just love parodies?
- (Past Vicky jumps into a crater to avoid their fire. When she climbs out, it has turned into a circus cannon that fires her, tied up, onto some train tracks)
- Past Timmy: (dressed like Snidely Whiplash) Well Vicky, any last words?
- Past Cosmo: (as the train) Woo woo, baby, woo woo!
- Past Timmy: Well?
- Past Vicky: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop, I'll do anything! (scene fades as if it were a dream) Anything!
- Past Dad: Vicky? Vicky? Looks like you were having a bad dream. Maybe too much pizza?
- Past Mom: Why don't we drive you home now?
- Past Vicky: Uh, sure.
- Past Timmy: Oh, Vicky, remember you promised to hand-wash all my laundry? After all, mom, she did such a great job on the dishes.
- Past Mom: Of course, dear.
- Past Vicky: LAUNDRY?! Why you little, uh-- (notices C&W in fishbowl) Laundry! Sure, I'll do your laundry! I don't know what's going on around here, but I'm gonna find out.
- Past Timmy: See ya, Vicky! Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time?
- Past Mom: Of course, dear.
- Past Cosmo:' Looks like we'll be here a while!
- Past Wanda: Well, at least we'll be clean! (they giggle and swim inside their castle)
- Wanda: Is that what we use to do back then, making cheesy puns?
- Cosmo: Yeah, but in a way, it did felt entertaining.
- Ivan: Wow Timmy, you sure had a pretty lucky day.
- Timmy: I sure did, and in a strange way, I should thank Vicky. If it we're for her, (to Cosmo and Wanda) I never would've met you guys.
- Cosmo and Wanda: (hugs Timmy) Oh, Timmy.
- Wanda: You ready to go back?
- Timmy: You bet.
- (Timmy, Ivan and Chloe jump on the time scooter)
- Chloe: It's weird that when we came to this time, we didn't change into what you've looked like back then.
- Timmy: Yeah, it is weird.
- (everyone jumps to the time portal)
- (Turner's House;Present Day)
- Dad: (off-screen) Oh, Timmy!
- (fairies quickly disguise themselves)
- Dad: (on-screen, he and Mom wear their old clothes) What do you think of your mother and I's new uniform?
- Timmy: Dad, you guys haven't worn those clothes in a long time.
- Mom: Really? Must have slipped our minds.
- Dad: Well, we better get going to the movies. See yah.
- Timmy: It's hard to believe my parents were less goofy back then.
- Cosmo: (old voice) You're telling me.
- Wanda: Cosmo, your voice.
- Cosmo: You like?
- Wanda: Ooh, yeah, but I love you no matter what voice you have.
- Cosmo: (normal voice) Okay.
- Astronov: Well, this sure was a nice time to time traveling travel.
- Neptunia: See you guys.
- Poof: There are some things you can never change.
- (Ivan, Chloe and their fairies poof away)
- (screen fades to black; Cosmo and Wanda pop up)
- Cosmo: (old voice) We're magic. Ooh. Magic. Ooh.
- Wanda: (laughs)
- (Title Card ending)
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