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(Timmy, Timantha and Ivan riding on their fairies as bikes; Cosmo, Wanda and Neptunia as bikes, Poof as Timmy's helmet and Astronov as the bike basket)

Ivan: Ha! You call that bike riding?

Timantha: You've spoke too soon, turkey. (moving faster)

Timmy: (moving faster) Hope you guys are hungry, cause you're about to eat my dust!

Wanda: Look out!

(Timmy, Ivan and Timantha bump into the popular kids)

Timmy: You guys okay?

Tad: Ah, man! This leather jacket was expensive.

Ivan: I'll take that as a yes.

Chad: You dorks are lucky we are in a good mood today.

Timmy: Glad to hear that.

Liane Star: Veronica! Got a letter for you.

Veronica: Ooo. (runs inside the house)

Neptunia: Whatever it is, she must be really excited.

Astronov: I'll say.

Chad: We must have gotten hit harder than we thought. I can hear the bikes talking.

Cosmo: Yes. You're hallucinating.

(Veronica screams and runs out of the house)

Veronica: Cousin Betty's coming to town!

(Rich kids gasp)

Timmy, Ivan and Timantha: Betty?

Trixie: Veronica's twin cousin. The two don't quite get along.

Ivan: Why?

Veronica: Because, she is better than me in everything and I hate her! We've been rivals for a long time.

(flashback; Five years ago)

(Five year old Betty and Veronica playing basket ball; Betty making easy scores, and Veronica hardly making any scores)

Five year old Betty: (laugh) Beat that!

(Five year old Veronica groans)

(flashback #2; Betty and Veronica arm wrestles; Betty wins)

Five year old Betty: Beat that!

(flashback #3; Twin cousins open their Christmas presents; Betty gets a better present)

Betty: Beat that!

(flashbacks over)

Veronica: She's coming from New Orleans by tomorrow, and heaven knows she's going to make a fool out of me.

Timmy: Well, not today.

Everyone: Huh?

Timantha: Timmy's right, you need to stand up to your cousin, and we are going to help you.

Veronica: Really?

Ivan: Yeah. It's high time she needs a taste of her own medicine.

Veronica: Yeah! Yes! I'm tired of her picking on me. She always thinks she's large, but by tomorrow, I'll be the one in charge.

(everyone cheering for Veronica)

---

(Workout music playing)

(Turner's House; Veronica wearing workout clothes on a treadmill)

Poof: (gives Veronica a sports drink) I can tell that she might be fast, but you are going to be faster.

(Tang Mansion; Trixie timing Veronica on eating raw eggs)

Trixie: You must know your opponents strength at all times.

Tad: Yeah. In order to beat your cousin...

Chad: You'll have to think like your cousin.

(Prestonovich's House; Veronica doing push-ups)

Ivan: Up! Down! Up! Down!

Neptunia: (cat form) I'm sure she knows what up and down is.

(Chester's Trailer; Chester drops a trash can full of chickens for Veronica to chase)

(A.J.'s House; A.J. and Charlotte throwing books for Veronica to catch)

(Dimmsdale Dump; Veronica holding two heavy trash bags while running on top a trash hill)

Mark Chang: Well, that's one less chore for me to do.

(Workout music ends)

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(Veronica's front yard)

Ivan: Okay, I think you're ready to face your cousin.

Veronica: Oh yes, Betty won't know what hit her. Good payback, huh Katty?

Katty: Meow, no.

Veronica: Oh, what do you know? You're a cat.

(cab drops by; Betty comes out of the cab)

Betty: Hello, cousin.

Veronica: (mumbles) Betty.

Timmy: Hi Betty. We're...

Betty: Don't tell me. You're Ivan Prestonovich and Timmy Turner.

Ivan: Um... yeah. But, how...

Veronica: Don't get near her, guys. When it comes to boys like you, she's a gold digger!

Betty: Ugh! Is that so?

(Katty hisses at Betty)

Betty: Claws off, Pinkie!

Veronica: I'm looking to settle a score with you. You and me, at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, in a three game battle.

Betty: Ahh, a rematch, huh? Looking to settle a five year score, huh? I'm in! Prepare to live your past from the present!

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(Dimmsdale Dimmadome)

Chet: This is Chet Ubetcha coming to you live with a cousin clash. Today, we're...

Doug Dimmadome: Hey, bub, this is my territory, and I'm narrating this scene.

Chet: Ooh, sorry. My mistake. Please, carry on. (walks out)

Doug Dimmadome: Thank you. (clears throat) Welcome to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I'm Doug Dimmadome.

Audience: Doug Dimmadome?

Doug Dimmadome: (to himself) Man, that never gets old. (to audience) That's right, Doug Dimmadome!

(audience cheering)

Ivan: How tall do you think that hat is?

Timmy: No one knows.

Doug Dimmadome: In this corner, (camera moves to Veronica) 4 ft tall, weighing at 95 lbs, hair as blond and bright as the sun, Veronica Star! (cheering) And in this corner, same height, weight, and has hair as a sneaky, devious cat, Betty Star! (cheering) Now, our opponents will be competing in a three game competition. Including, Loggin' the Mud, Duck and Cover, and my personal favorite, The Climbing Cobra. Let the games begin!

Ivan: (as he and Timmy hug Veronica) Good luck, Veronica.

Veronica: Thanks, boys. (kisses Ivan and Timmy on the forehead)

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(Loggin' the Mud)

Doug Dimmadome: First off, is Loggin' the Mud. Using advanced training techniques, Doug Dimmadome has gain the balance of a mountain goat. You two do the same thing with the logs that you'll be trying to gain your balance on while I use this tennis cannon to shoot tennis balls to your pretty little faces.

Betty: That doesn't sound safe.

Doug Dimmadome: Last one standing wins.

(ding)

(Veronica and Betty run on the logs while getting rapidly hit by tennis balls)

Veronica and Betty: Ow! Ow! Oh! Ehh! OUCH! Augh!

(both fall at the mud at the same time)

Doug Dimmadome: Looks like a tie to me. On the bright side, mud does go well with the skin.

(pulls up a dryer to dry off the mud in Veronica and Betty's faces until it's completely dry and breaks)

Veronica: Hey, he's right. It does go well with the skin.

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(Duck and Cover)

Doug Dimmadome: Next up is Duck and Cover. When you've been in combat for as long as yours truly, you developed cat-like reflexes... without all the hairballs and junk. This competition is simple: Dodge the stray rapid ducks with chainsaws.

Veronica: You're kidding.

Doug Dimmadome: Not kiddin' at all. If I were you two, I'd start running in circles.

(the ducks start to attack; Veronica and Betty starts running in circles; the two bump into each other and get their hairs cut off off-screen while screaming in pain)

Trixie: (with her phone recording Veronica and Betty) Oh, I'd hate for more people to see that.

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(Climbing Cobra)

Doug Dimmadome: Last but not least is my all time favorite game, The Climbing Cobra.

Veronica: So what, we just climb on top of stairs shaped like a cobra?

Doug Dimmadome: (laughs) Nope. You have to fight this mid-sized cobra and once he's pined down, use him as stairs to climb up to victory or you'll be dimma-done. For the one who loses that is. Begin!

(Cobra starts to attack; Betty and Veronica dodge hits attacks)

Veronica: This is way too dangerous even for you Betty. I'd recommend giving up.

Betty: Not a chance, cousin. I will be victorious once again. And once I've beaten you, again, I might as well hang out with those two cute boys before I leave. Ivan and Timmy, is it?

(Veronica's head angrily turns red, rushed right to the giant cobra and viciously took him out off-screen)

Astronov: (popcorn bag) I feel kinda sorry for that giant snake. But only kinda.

Tad: (to Chad) First the bikes and now the popcorn? This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Betty: Wow, you've really improved yourself.

(Veronica climbs on top the unconscious cobra and wins)

Doug Dimmadome: Veronica Star wins!

(everyone cheers)

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(Betty sitting on the bench)

Veronica: Beat that!

Betty: I'll admit Veronica, you got skill. Looks like you finally beat me.

Veronica: Now I'll might have enough attention as you do.

Betty: (sigh) Truth is Veronica, I'm secretly jealous of you.

Veronica: What?

Betty: You've been living the good life and manage to do the one thing I could never do, relax.

Veronica: Relax, huh? Well, I suppose I could teach you a few steps.

Betty: I would like that. It sure is great to hang out with you again, cousin Veronica. And again, I'm sorry for constantly humiliating you. I hope there's no hard feelings?

Veronica: Not at all.

(Katty comforts Betty)

Betty: Aww, who's a sweet little kitty?

Katty: Meow.

Betty: That's... so... cute. Well, before I go, I've got some business to take care of.

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(Turner's House)

Tootie: Who would've thought, Veronica taking down someone who's better than her at everything?

Ivan: Well, she'd put herself through our training, because she had faith in us.

Timmy: That's what kept her strong in the arena.

(Betty walks in)

Betty: Hello, boys and fairies.

Wanda: Oh, no! She spotted us! Uh, we're not fairies. We're--

Betty: It's okay, I know who you are.

Neptunia: (poofs up a lie detector) Just make sure she's telling the truth.

Betty: (giggles) Astronov and Neptunia, Cosmo and Wanda, (rubs Poof's cheeks) and baby cutie patootie Poof.

Astronov: So, you know us?

Betty: Yep. Tell that to my bow.

Ivan: Uh, wasn't your bow pink and not green?

(magical green dust comes out of Betty's bow and reveals itself as Schnozmo)

Schnozmo: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Cosmo: Schnozmo!

Schnozmo: Hey there Cosmo.

Ivan: You have a brother, Cosmo? I thought you were an only child!

Wanda: I thought so too, until I met Schnozmo.

Timmy: I swear, we didn't know that he had a brother.

Schnozmo: I paid Dr. Rip Studwell a bunch of cash to erase my name from Cosmo's medical record. I didn't want him touching my fagiggly gland! So, how's my little brother doing?

Cosmo: Great. Is that the right answer?

Schnozmo: I can assume so from the looks of it.

Betty: Wait, so you two are brothers? Wonder what that makes for me, Timmy and Timantha.

Timantha: Actually, Betty, I'm his sister.

Schnozmo: Sister, eh? Two words, nice dress.

Timantha: Thanks, Cosmo and Wanda has told me all about you, Sleeze Ball.

Schnozmo: It's Schnozmo.

Timantha: That's what I said. (bonks his head) Hello?

Timmy: So, you're Betty's fairy godparent?

Betty: That's right, Timmy. After suffering from hard work with no relaxation whatsoever, I've gotten a fairy godparent who can help me get my wish.

Schnozmo: And my days as a con man are officially over thank to her love for me.

Ivan: I have to say, Betty looks as pretty as Trixie and Veronica combined.

Timmy: I agree.

Betty: Oh, my cab's heading to Veronica's house. We should get going.

Timmy: Wait, Betty. Here's something for you to remember us both. (to Tootie) Tootie, I suggest for you to look away.

(Tootie looks away; Timmy and Ivan kiss Betty on the cheeks; Betty blushes)

Timmy: Okay, Tootie, you can look again. (Tootie faces Timmy again)

Betty: Aw, that's so sweet of you, boys, thanks.

Ivan: Will you ever come back?

Betty: Don't worry, I'll be around Fairy World to say hello from time to time.

Timmy: Schnozmo, before you leave, can I ask you something?

Schnozmo: Go ahead.

Timmy: Where were you when Cosmo turned Papa Cosma into a bee? We didn't see you in Cosmo's origin story at Billy Crystal Ball's This is Your Wish.

Schnozmo: I was in grade school back then when Cosmo turned dad into a bee.

Timmy: Fair enough. What's your relationship with Mama Cosma? Does she favor Cosmo over you?

Schnozmo: Yes, yes she does. Are you done with questions, Timmy?

Timmy: Yeah, I'm done.

Schnozmo: Well, see you all soon.

Poof: Bye, Uncle Schnozmo.

Cosmo and Wanda: Bye.

Astronov and Neptunia: See yah.

Timmy and Timantha: Bye.

Ivan: (as Tootie waves goodbye) Come back any time.

(Schnozmo raises his wand; Betty blows a kiss goodbye;EX-CON GONE)

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(Veronica's House; front yard)

Liane: It sure was nice of you to come for a visit and for you two to finally set aside your differences.

Betty: Same here, Auntie Liane.

Veronica: It's too bad you have to leave soon.

Betty: Yeah, but this Star never stops to do her hard work at home.

Veronica: Looks like this is goodbye for now.

Betty: Take care, cousin.

(family hug; Betty walks in the cab and gets driven home)

Liane: Okay Veronica, you should get ready for bed.

Veronica: Okay mom.

(Liane walks in the house; Veronica looks down and sees a present)

Veronica: (reads) "Gotcha?"

(present pops out cherry pie in Veronica's face; Veronica spits out a piece of paper inside the pie that says, "Beat that.")

Veronica: (sigh) Betty, you never cease to be clever.

(screen fades to black)

(Betty and Schnozmo pops out laughing simultaneously)

Betty and Schnozmo: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

(Title Card ending)

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