- Cosmo: Wait, when it giggles, good things happen.
Head Pixie: When it burps, lightning happens. Wanda: When it cries, bad things happen. Anti-Cosmo: And when it breaks wind? Jorgen: THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN!
- Anti-Cosmo: [to Timmy, after freeing him the first time] You're our hero!! Our big, STUPID hero!
- Timmy: That's not true, fairies are amazing, and they can totally beat you without Jorgan.
Anti-Cosmo: Ohhh really, care to put your money where your bucked tooth mouth is? Timmy: Bring it on!! Head Pixie: Okay, if the fairies win like you say, we'll do anything you want. Timmy: Sounds fair. Anti-Cosmo: But if the anti-fairies win, you accompany me back to Anti-Fairy World and will be my evil godchild FOREVER!! Timmy: Come again?
- Anti-Cosmo: Hello, future evil godchild. Look! I've already picked you out some evil shorts for when we go to ball games, go fishing and TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!
- Anti-Cosmo: [sobbing] And if you were my godchild, I'd let you wear long pants.
- Cosmo: If I don't make it, stay away from my wife!!
Anti-Cosmo: If I DO make it, take mine!!
- Anti-Cosmo: Oh, Anti-Wanda, I do love you so much, but you are such a twit!
Wanda: I feel your pain.
- Anti-Cosmo: You're going to have an anti baby!
Anti-Wanda: I'm so happy! I could explode!
- Jorgen: [after catching Anti-Cosmo] Aha! It is Anti-Cosmo in a clever giant cupcake disguise.
Anti-Cosmo: Cupcake? Ignoramus! I'm a giant frosted scone!
- Anti-Cosmo: (to anti-fairies) Come on people, think! Universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door!
- Anti-Cosmo : read my speaches `OR DIE `
- Anti-Cosmo: Yay! I'm cheating, I'm cheating!
- Anti-Cosmo (in Cosmo's voice): Bye Timmy, Bye Wanda!