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:'''Tootie:''' Hi, Timmy! You were talking about me?
 
:'''Tootie:''' Hi, Timmy! You were talking about me?
 
:'''Timmy:''' Yes, I was talking about you.
 
:'''Timmy:''' Yes, I was talking about you.
:'''Veronica:''' He says we sound alike.
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:'''Tootie:''' I heard you say that me and Veronica sound alike.
:'''Tootie:''' Really? I don't hear it.
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:'''Veronica:''' Really? I don't hear it.
:'''Veronica:''' Actually, I think I do hear it now.
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:'''Tootie:''' Actually, I think I do hear it now.
:'''Tootie:''' Really?
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:'''Veronica:''' Really?
:'''Veronica:''' Yeah, you know, we've never really had any extended interactions, so I've never noticed it.
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:'''Tootie:''' Yeah, you know, we've never really had any extended interactions, so I've never noticed it.
:'''Tootie:''' Hey, I think I hear it, too!
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:'''Veronica:''' Hey, I think I hear it, too!
:'''Veronica:''' Seems weird, doesn't it?
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:'''Tootie:''' Seems lazy, doesn't it?
:'''Tootie:''' Well, there's only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar. ''(to Ivan)'' Say, Ivan, what's this cool "thing" you're talking about?
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:'''Veronica:''' Well, there's only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar. ''(to Ivan)'' Say, Ivan, what's this cool "thing" you're talking about?
 
:'''Ivan:''' As my friends remember, I told them all a horror story on Halloween where Crocker & Vicky forced us to watch bad movies. But in this case, I'm offering you all a refreshing cartoon, and that cartoon is... ''(shows a DVD case of "The Modifyers")'' one of the few known copies of the failed pilot episode of "The Modifyers"!
:'''Timmy:''' Now wait a little bit, Tootie. Let Ivan explain.
 
:'''Ivan:''' Now I know you're all asking this question to me: "What's this cool thing you're talking about?" I'm about to answer this question right now. As you may remember, I told you all a horror story on Halloween where Crocker & Vicky forced us to watch bad movies. But in this case, I'm offering you all a refreshing cartoon, and that cartoon is... ''(shows a DVD case of "The Modifyers")'' one of the few known copies of the failed pilot episode of "The Modifyers"!
 
 
:'''Veronica:''' "The Modifyers"? What's that?
 
:'''Veronica:''' "The Modifyers"? What's that?
 
:'''Ivan:''' It's a failed pilot episode of a cartoon that was going to be a series, but it never happened. This cartoon only aired twice at, like, 8:00 AM, some forgotten Saturday, and then a week afterwards. I saw a copy of the pilot somewhere on eShore back in Russia. I made a backup copy of it just incase I want to show it to you.
 
:'''Ivan:''' It's a failed pilot episode of a cartoon that was going to be a series, but it never happened. This cartoon only aired twice at, like, 8:00 AM, some forgotten Saturday, and then a week afterwards. I saw a copy of the pilot somewhere on eShore back in Russia. I made a backup copy of it just incase I want to show it to you.
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:'''Wanda:''' We don't know for sure. Probably has something to do with toys, or the main character being a girl, or something like that.
 
:'''Wanda:''' We don't know for sure. Probably has something to do with toys, or the main character being a girl, or something like that.
 
:'''Cosmo:''' At least I'm smarter than them!
 
:'''Cosmo:''' At least I'm smarter than them!
:'''Neptunia:''' ''(deadpan)'' Of course, you are, Cosmo.
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:'''Wanda:''' ''(deadpan)'' Of course, you are, Cosmo.
 
:'''Astronov:''' I'm probably the only one who noticed this, but Agent Xero really reminds me of my wife: both are beautiful, kind of silly, and both of their voices sound similar.
 
:'''Astronov:''' I'm probably the only one who noticed this, but Agent Xero really reminds me of my wife: both are beautiful, kind of silly, and both of their voices sound similar.
 
:'''Neptunia:''' Well, thank you for the admonish-mament. Is that a word?
 
:'''Neptunia:''' Well, thank you for the admonish-mament. Is that a word?

Revision as of 15:33, 7 November 2018


A Waste of Potential/Quotes

Timmy: You know, ever since I've had some conversations with Veronica, I can't help but notice how she sounds like Vicky's sister, Tootie.
Tootie: Hi, Timmy! You were talking about me?
Timmy: Yes, I was talking about you.
Tootie: I heard you say that me and Veronica sound alike.
Veronica: Really? I don't hear it.
Tootie: Actually, I think I do hear it now.
Veronica: Really?
Tootie: Yeah, you know, we've never really had any extended interactions, so I've never noticed it.
Veronica: Hey, I think I hear it, too!
Tootie: Seems lazy, doesn't it?
Veronica: Well, there's only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar. (to Ivan) Say, Ivan, what's this cool "thing" you're talking about?
Ivan: As my friends remember, I told them all a horror story on Halloween where Crocker & Vicky forced us to watch bad movies. But in this case, I'm offering you all a refreshing cartoon, and that cartoon is... (shows a DVD case of "The Modifyers") one of the few known copies of the failed pilot episode of "The Modifyers"!
Veronica: "The Modifyers"? What's that?
Ivan: It's a failed pilot episode of a cartoon that was going to be a series, but it never happened. This cartoon only aired twice at, like, 8:00 AM, some forgotten Saturday, and then a week afterwards. I saw a copy of the pilot somewhere on eShore back in Russia. I made a backup copy of it just incase I want to show it to you.
Astronov: If not for the kind people that are Chris Reccardi & Lynne Naylor selling it on DVD, it would've been as lost as that special episode of Crash Nebula which explores his origins.
Ivan: And speaking of Crash Nebula, incase you've missed that special episode, Timmy, I got it on DVD. (shows a DVD of Crash Nebula) Here you go.
Timmy: Wow, thanks! I missed it, no thanks to playing the guessing game with my fairy godparents.
(Cosmo and Wanda nervously chuckle)
Ivan: Anyway, the pilot for the Modifyers was shown to some executives, but they rejected it, and then it was shown to and rejected by other executives.
Neptunia: And if you want to look it up on the Internet, then please, don't.
Chester: Why not?
Neptunia: ...I don't know, I kinda forgot.
Astronov: You'll go blind!
Neptunia: Oh, right, silly me! (giggles)
Ivan: Anyway, I've been stalling long enough, let's watch "The Modifyers"! Now, please, don't flash photograph or video tape this. It could damage the precious oils of this priceless piece of television history. I wish for a DVD player and a projector.
(Astronov and Neptunia raise their wands and poof up a DVD player hooked up to a projector, along with a projection screen)
Ivan: Okay, here we go. (puts the disc into the DVD player, dims the lights in the room, the cartoon begins playing)

Lacey Shadows: (in the movie) What you got there, rat? Another piece of junk?
Neptunia: Hey, she sounds like me!
Cosmo: And you gotta admit, Lacey Shadows has a nice British accent!
Wanda: Definitely a lot better than yours, Cosmo.
Neptunia: And mine.
Ivan: Really? Prove it.
Neptunia: (bad British accent) 'Ello, gov'nor, would you like some tea?
Timmy: Okay, we see your point.

(during the part where Agent Xero is at her blimp house, revealing her true identity)
Timmy: This looks like one of Trixie's old Halloween costumes.
Neptunia: I wore it on Halloween!
Timmy: You know, Tootie, if you looked like Agent Xero, I would've complimented your beauty all day.
Tootie: Aw, thanks!
Ivan: Now here comes what could have been the setup for the series, had it not been rejected.
Agent Xero: (narrating in the movie) I'm Agent Xero - master of disguise.
Ivan: The "X" makes it sound cool.
Agent Xero: (narrating in the movie) My modular pet Mole & I are part of a secret mystery-cracking team known as the Modifyers. We work around the clock to foil the evil schemes of Baron Vein and his gooning legion of henchmen.
Veronica: You know, it would've been interesting to see some of those in action.
Ivan: Yeah, that would've been pretty cool.
A.J.: I bet Timmy wishes to be like Agent Xero one day!
Timmy: That's what I'm planning in the future.
Agent Xero: (in the movie) Pesky ring...
Mole: (in the movie) You can say that again!

Agent Xero: (in the movie) All-Seeing Eye, where are my...?
Timmy: What was she gonna ask?
Chester: About her socks?
A.J.: Her boots?
Veronica: Where are her spare rings?
Tootie: Where are her parents?
Ivan: I guess we'll never know what Agent Xero wanted to ask the All-Seeing Eye.

(When the "To Be Continued" screen is shown, Ivan ejects the DVD)
Chester: Wow! What happens next?
Ivan: I'm afraid that's it.
A.J.: What?
Astronov: Look, Champ told you, the show was cancelled after that.
Chester: Well, that's sad.
Ivan: I know, right? Anyway, what do you all think of "The Modifyers"?
Tootie: I thought "The Modifyers" was really good.
Timmy: So did I. I particularly loved the art style. Baron Vein could've gotten a much more menacing voice, though.
Veronica: Yeah, it's a real shame that those executives had to pass this show up.
Timmy: But why, exactly?
Wanda: We don't know for sure. Probably has something to do with toys, or the main character being a girl, or something like that.
Cosmo: At least I'm smarter than them!
Wanda: (deadpan) Of course, you are, Cosmo.
Astronov: I'm probably the only one who noticed this, but Agent Xero really reminds me of my wife: both are beautiful, kind of silly, and both of their voices sound similar.
Neptunia: Well, thank you for the admonish-mament. Is that a word?
Astronov: No.
Tootie: (sigh) I hope this pilot will find it's place soon on another network.
A.J.: I hope so too. Maybe those guys from the company that brought us the happiest place on Earth will pick it up.
Ivan: Maybe, but we're not sure yet. All we have to do now is wait.
Timmy: And if "The Modifyers" gets rejected for the third time, then our hopes will be as good as gone.
Chester: Pity that "The Modifyers" had to end on a cliffhanger like that.
Timmy: I agree. Who wants to watch the special episode of Crash Nebula that I missed?
Chester, A.J. Tootie and Veronica: We do!
Timmy: Wait, Veronica's a fan of Crash Nebula?
Veronica: I sure am! But the popular kids, Trixie included, don't know that.

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